If I had an EV company and started naming the models after sealife I'd be putting profit towards protecting sealife. Otherwise I may as well have named the models 'low bar' or 'bare minimum'.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If I had an EV company and started naming the models after sealife I'd be putting profit towards protecting sealife. Otherwise I may as well have named the models 'low bar' or 'bare minimum'.
Saw number plate BADVBZ. Like, just choose another beer...don't cry about it on your car forever 🙄
September 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Saw number plate BADVBZ. Like, just choose another beer...don't cry about it on your car forever 🙄
Instead of suggesting my most recent interactions, I kinda wish I was recommended people I least interact with when I go to share pics or links coz maybe it would rekindle a friendship I've been neglecting.
July 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Instead of suggesting my most recent interactions, I kinda wish I was recommended people I least interact with when I go to share pics or links coz maybe it would rekindle a friendship I've been neglecting.
Autistic joy fucking slaps
People who say "Don't let autism define you" often seem to be implying that autism is entirely A Bad Thing in its own right, downplaying how many issues come from prejudicial and stigmatising societal attitudes and behaviours - letting neuronormative society off the hook.
#actuallyautistic #autism
#actuallyautistic #autism
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Autistic joy fucking slaps
This. Is not what I expected.
May 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This. Is not what I expected.
Given myself some terrible birthday presents. A day in hospital with a kidney infection. A day in airports ending in tears & a lost favourite scarf. A thrown out back from moving house. This year, a stye. At least it's always surprise!
April 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Given myself some terrible birthday presents. A day in hospital with a kidney infection. A day in airports ending in tears & a lost favourite scarf. A thrown out back from moving house. This year, a stye. At least it's always surprise!
Just realised I'm a pick me and I'm disgusted with myself but also needing to be kinder to myself and having feelings is exhausting can I take a nap now.
April 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Just realised I'm a pick me and I'm disgusted with myself but also needing to be kinder to myself and having feelings is exhausting can I take a nap now.
Turns out....also my dating style 😳
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Turns out....also my dating style 😳
Why does the part of my brain that is so smug about getting out of doing the dishes (again) win out over the part of my brain that is horrorfied by how many dishes I have to do 😭 It's just me doing the dishes here.
March 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Why does the part of my brain that is so smug about getting out of doing the dishes (again) win out over the part of my brain that is horrorfied by how many dishes I have to do 😭 It's just me doing the dishes here.
Saw the licence plate EVCAR and immediately muttered 'atm machine, chai tea'
March 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Saw the licence plate EVCAR and immediately muttered 'atm machine, chai tea'
IWD25 is all about punching facists.
Pretty sure I'm interpreting this correctly.
Pretty sure I'm interpreting this correctly.
March 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
IWD25 is all about punching facists.
Pretty sure I'm interpreting this correctly.
Pretty sure I'm interpreting this correctly.
Me driving around: 🎶me and the garbage truck going to be friends, going around the corner together🎶
*truck turns corner & light turns red before I can turn*
Me: my friennnnnnnd 🥺
*truck turns corner & light turns red before I can turn*
Me: my friennnnnnnd 🥺
March 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me driving around: 🎶me and the garbage truck going to be friends, going around the corner together🎶
*truck turns corner & light turns red before I can turn*
Me: my friennnnnnnd 🥺
*truck turns corner & light turns red before I can turn*
Me: my friennnnnnnd 🥺
A vibe I can only dream of obtaining
March 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A vibe I can only dream of obtaining
Look, I've brought my rock collection but you appear to be a pole, not a hole 😔
February 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Look, I've brought my rock collection but you appear to be a pole, not a hole 😔
Is this the new hook up app?
February 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Is this the new hook up app?
Me seeing a tiny thing: oh my God! 🤩
Me then noticing it came from a vine: haha! Oh my gourd!
Me then noticing it came from a vine: haha! Oh my gourd!
February 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me seeing a tiny thing: oh my God! 🤩
Me then noticing it came from a vine: haha! Oh my gourd!
Me then noticing it came from a vine: haha! Oh my gourd!
When you don't need something it's hard to remember it's missing.
My light bulb blew 3 nights ago.
My light bulb blew 3 nights ago.
February 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When you don't need something it's hard to remember it's missing.
My light bulb blew 3 nights ago.
My light bulb blew 3 nights ago.
Not the question I want asked in a public toilet.
February 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Not the question I want asked in a public toilet.