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Tumalu
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31/gay/single/looking, in NC. Vore/paws/guts/whatever! Playing video games with friends online, stuffing them and myself with food~
Excuse me, email inbox?? NO. GET BACK IN YOUR LANE

I'M HERE TO PLAY GAMES, FLIRT WITH BOYS, AND STUFF MY FAT FACE, GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER AND BE SAD
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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His heart's in the right place
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My morning has been a BIG FAT HEADAAAAAaCHE

This happened on the highway too close to work for someone to not pick me up, juggling work tasks and... this...
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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He'll be in there all night
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I love how after Interview, every Vampire Chronicles book starts with something like "Ah, bonjour once again. It is I, Lestat, the vampire, I have missed you dearly. Before we begin our tale together let me remind you of the many delights of my sensual body"
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm trying to play mini golf and a monarch butterfly that's incredibly out of season landed on my ball while I was trying to hit!! What XD

(The butterfly is fine)

Also what's with golf courses and having jollyrancher-blue water
November 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Omg this hotel's mini waffles are so CUTE I can just swallow them

Out of town for a short weekend trip with @isaacgoated.bsky.social and a local friiiiiiend

Late night board games and ojousama bitchslap simulator with vodka is cleansing for the soul
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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she's defrosting
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Smile :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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OH NO
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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hear me out
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My coworker just told me she was going to watch my butt as I walk out of the room
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Sunday
October 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Finally got around to booking flight/registering properly for MFF, hype hype

Now to relax, home alone with no responsibilities for 2 days |3
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
YEAHHHH my first Hades 2 win ✨ The win screen is pretty unspoilery, right...?

First run with skulls, this weapon is FUN, but also having +6 Hephaestus Special by the end of area 1 might have been insane.

...BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST~
October 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I just spend ~3 hours fixing our freezer. I thought it was just the evaporative drain pipe was clogged with ice.

Lo and behold, the roommate had a bag of CORN leaking directly into the vent. I had to take the pipe out and it had a hex-shaped screw in the WORST place to shove an inappropriate wrench
September 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i just finished watching centaurworld and I sure am glad a friend forced me to watch it because I'm sure I will never experience content remotely like this again in my lifetime

10/10
September 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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why is it monday
September 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM