This is what I mean when I say vacation mode
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is what I mean when I say vacation mode
Buddy, I’ll always Stand with Table
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Buddy, I’ll always Stand with Table
So mad at myself for believing them when they said all play-doh tastes the same. I could have been having blue-play doh for years!
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So mad at myself for believing them when they said all play-doh tastes the same. I could have been having blue-play doh for years!
This is what a bag of Starburst jellybeans looks like when it has been depleted of anything edible.
April 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is what a bag of Starburst jellybeans looks like when it has been depleted of anything edible.
Hey, it’s me, the guy who puts that tinnitus sound in all your favorite video games. I don’t get paid for it, I ju-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
March 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey, it’s me, the guy who puts that tinnitus sound in all your favorite video games. I don’t get paid for it, I ju-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture?
March 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture?
I only have one belief and it is that everyone has tried to do a Donald Duck impression at least once in their life.
January 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I only have one belief and it is that everyone has tried to do a Donald Duck impression at least once in their life.
Reposted by Tulpa Tom
I miss you, cup of candy apple slices
November 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
I miss you, cup of candy apple slices
Reposted by Tulpa Tom
It’s 1:18 AM , for those of you that needed to hear it.
November 9, 2024 at 7:18 AM
It’s 1:18 AM , for those of you that needed to hear it.
Plagiarism? You mean “spicy motif” ?
September 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Plagiarism? You mean “spicy motif” ?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #201,730!
September 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #201,730!
How can you tell if a website is from the late 1900s? You count the # of webrings on it !
June 13, 2024 at 8:47 PM
How can you tell if a website is from the late 1900s? You count the # of webrings on it !
When someone posts something interesting in Discord, it is your duty to reshare it in as many shared Discords as possible before they can. It’s called “helping”, also whoever gets the most replies wins. That’s just how it goes. I got seventy characters left so I’m going to keep typing now. Thats it.
May 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
When someone posts something interesting in Discord, it is your duty to reshare it in as many shared Discords as possible before they can. It’s called “helping”, also whoever gets the most replies wins. That’s just how it goes. I got seventy characters left so I’m going to keep typing now. Thats it.
PSA: If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!
February 5, 2024 at 7:52 AM
PSA: If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!
It is my pleasure to announce that Alan Wake is living up to the Kingdom Hearts comparisons.
February 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
It is my pleasure to announce that Alan Wake is living up to the Kingdom Hearts comparisons.
I got a new @ due to extremely very smart decisions at 5 AM
February 4, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I got a new @ due to extremely very smart decisions at 5 AM
People are really freaking out about how the Sundering emote from the statue is tied to just one character but like…you can just buy one for every alt!
January 12, 2024 at 11:15 PM
People are really freaking out about how the Sundering emote from the statue is tied to just one character but like…you can just buy one for every alt!
Stop being a work friend and work on being a friend
November 22, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Stop being a work friend and work on being a friend
And I’d do it all over again for just one more chance at a Choco Taco
October 9, 2023 at 5:58 AM
And I’d do it all over again for just one more chance at a Choco Taco
People out here worrying about who to give their spare bluesky invites,and I’m over here just donating mine to my church. 🙏
August 4, 2023 at 3:18 AM
People out here worrying about who to give their spare bluesky invites,and I’m over here just donating mine to my church. 🙏