BG used to take all data from my smart meter but have suddenly asked me to submit a reading or be charged £15... Somebody said it's because they're on 2G network which is being superceded

Put more simply...."if you don't know whether you're on or off the record.... You're ON the record

Moreover it is a deliberate act of vandalism to make everyone view the BBC as just another special interest media outlet that we pay extra for and so is ripe for butchering. It is literally the goose that laid the golden eggs whilst democratising gold and driving the price down.

Also Abba... You'd be surprised how many people spell that backwards!

Can I add as an ex barman that if you’re in a decent pub don’t shout for drinks if the bar is busy. Any decent barman/ woman knows who’s next and will likely ignore you if you’re acting the dick.

I bet I know of organisations that would pay good money for this information...and I bet US government would see it as a revenue source too... I'll miss the United States

Causing "fear and distress" is surely causing terror... which is... forgive me for being obvious... terrorism? Is not the concept of terrorism obliging people to change the plans they've made because they're afraid?

😂

Bravo

Because he can't afford "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"

If representing Labour means you can't win with the almost unopposingly electable name of Bobby Bacon then the party is officially dead...