My parents were in town and we were in the living room. I was grabbing something off the floor and hear my dad say “wow girl , that double chin is getting big!!!” Both my mom and I whip our heads around ready to fight this man, and quickly realized he was talking to my dog.

At 37 years old I learned that I’ve been using the term ‘busy body’ in the wrong context. All this time I thought it just meant a busy person. After some research, I’ve concluded that many of my peers were under the same impression. Sorry to my mom for telling too many people you’re a busy body.

I can’t tell you how many times I saw people online calling Obama “The Anti-Christ”. Flash forward to present day, the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is suing Donald Trump’s administration 😅 Who’s the anti-christ now?! Thoughts and prayers.

My husband is so lucky I’m not a lawyer. If I argued this well AND had credentials, he wouldn’t stand a chance. Case dismissed.

In the 5 years I’ve operated my vacation rental, I’ve had three reviews that were not 5 stars. All three were older white men. Who hurt you big dawg?

Sometimes things are beautiful and sad all at once. Today we went and paid our respects to the fin whale that recently washed up on Anchorage shores.

For some reason I thought deactivating my X account would be more difficult. RIP to my 6 posts.

The suck part of self employment is when I want to do something at 1pm on a week day, everyone else is at their big kid job. Normalize hookie days!

What kind of psychopath grills Romaine lettuce? In the clerb we are not all fam.