Tugboat Annie
@tugboatannie.bsky.social
Having a temporary cat has actually made me way more scared of cats… they need a few more millennia of domestication before I want one in my home
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Having a temporary cat has actually made me way more scared of cats… they need a few more millennia of domestication before I want one in my home
Made a crazy dirt gake yesterday
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Made a crazy dirt gake yesterday
Damn, guess I should’ve answered
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Damn, guess I should’ve answered
I know that if I woke up earlier I would experience more than three hours of daylight but the daylight is so grim it’s hardly worth it… November really is the pits
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know that if I woke up earlier I would experience more than three hours of daylight but the daylight is so grim it’s hardly worth it… November really is the pits
Crazy things that have happened to me in Vermont: drove past a soybean field and the people asked me what crop it was
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Crazy things that have happened to me in Vermont: drove past a soybean field and the people asked me what crop it was
Will’s mind cannot comprehend the speed of air travel
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Will’s mind cannot comprehend the speed of air travel
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My mom looking at a picture of Ethan Slater: "looks like he stuck his finger in a socket. or else he's a criminal."
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My mom looking at a picture of Ethan Slater: "looks like he stuck his finger in a socket. or else he's a criminal."
Get into an airport uber at 4am, driver is immediately playing funkytown
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Get into an airport uber at 4am, driver is immediately playing funkytown
Haven’t seen a billboard in months this is crazyy
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Haven’t seen a billboard in months this is crazyy
Boston I am in you
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Boston I am in you
Sat between a teacher and a basketball Knower at Friendsgiving and let me tell you this did numbers
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sat between a teacher and a basketball Knower at Friendsgiving and let me tell you this did numbers
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What even is in Indiana
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What even is in Indiana
Womansplained hockey to a man today I feel like I deserve an award
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Womansplained hockey to a man today I feel like I deserve an award
God i miss the corn sweat
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God i miss the corn sweat
The feminine urge to speak Spanish to dogs… it just feels like they’ll understand it
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The feminine urge to speak Spanish to dogs… it just feels like they’ll understand it
Feeding the girls vitamin d snacks so they don’t get sad
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Feeding the girls vitamin d snacks so they don’t get sad
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Have to go to Trader Joe’s today (it’s Sunday)
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Have to go to Trader Joe’s today (it’s Sunday)
If I don’t crawl inside of Andrea’s brain sometime very soon something bad is going to happen
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If I don’t crawl inside of Andrea’s brain sometime very soon something bad is going to happen
Straight Halloween is so lame 😭😭😭 I miss my gay friends so bad
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Straight Halloween is so lame 😭😭😭 I miss my gay friends so bad
I’m going back to church tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m going back to church tomorrow
Tick paranoia so bad I’m digging holes in my scalp
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tick paranoia so bad I’m digging holes in my scalp
Sometimes my roommate tries to make me feel better about my incessant spilling by saying “it happens” but really thats just a terrible an understatement
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sometimes my roommate tries to make me feel better about my incessant spilling by saying “it happens” but really thats just a terrible an understatement
Getting cultural appropriation allegations for my 3-piece Canadian tuxedo
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Getting cultural appropriation allegations for my 3-piece Canadian tuxedo
Y’all wouldn’t even believe what a porcupine track looks like
October 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Y’all wouldn’t even believe what a porcupine track looks like
Did you know that if you drop a cabinet knob in the toilet and in getting it out accidentally get some toilet water on your hand and proceed to wash your hands 6-10 times under scalding hot water that your hands will stay nice and toasty and beet red for a long time afterwards?
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did you know that if you drop a cabinet knob in the toilet and in getting it out accidentally get some toilet water on your hand and proceed to wash your hands 6-10 times under scalding hot water that your hands will stay nice and toasty and beet red for a long time afterwards?