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Steven Hall
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Wow! Truly up there with Theresa May’s “fields of wheat” on the old fess-o-meter! 😱
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
In Britain, approximately 5 children grow up in properly insulated homes! 😅
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If he were a Tory, that would be a story, but a Lib Dem? So what?! 🤷🏻‍♂️

The “boob hypnotist” thing is pretty odd, though 😅
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Our 2nd time seeing you there. My wife and I both enjoy the reassurance that I’m no more or less useless than any other bloke! 😅
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This is probably the least terrible map I’ve seen from this account 🤔
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Reposted by Steven Hall
Far from saving us £350 million a week as Brexiters promised, #Brexit is costing the UK a mind-boggling *£17,000 million* a week 🤯 #bbcqt
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ned Flanders, is that you?!! 😱
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Same thing with urine 😅
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yeesh. For the love of having advisors who aren’t afraid to say no! 😬
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Think of it like… international edging 😅
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
You just know he’s standing like this…
October 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Watch out for Klaus! 😅

youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?...
Forklift Driver Klaus english subtitles
YouTube video by PegasusForklifts
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Rolling coal means belching thick black smoke from your exhaust pipe, because your mother didn’t love you.
a pickup truck is driving down a road with a white box in the back .
ALT: a pickup truck is driving down a road with a white box in the back .
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Steven Hall
October 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Girls would scan better. Also factual.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Crumbs! I think Happy Toast is in reference to the bread that is lucky enough to become toast – in a home otherwise filled with cruel and unusual bread-based punishment. In France they call it… pain! 🥖
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think…

“I know, I'll use regular expressions.”

Now they have two problems.
October 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not a sausage?
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@boringtweets
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When I cancelled $ky, they’d seemingly removed the phone number for cancellations from their website. The only number I could find was for bereavements! Cancelled without fuss in just a couple of minutes. Result!
September 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know someone who thought they could do this, then use equity release to fund their retirement. I was like Buddy – what equity? 😬
September 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
But why did it start hurting immediately after winning? 🤔
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Racism is his repertoire,
but money is his motive.
September 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM