The year is 2030. Supreme Court of Melee has ruled all controller regulations as unconstitutional. I'm at Genesis XVII, round 1. I plug in a phob v5, my opponent plugs in their Roland TD-25. Blast beat SOCD dash-dancing in the corner. I try to dsmash but they teleport to top plat with Meshuggah DI.
August 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The year is 2030. Supreme Court of Melee has ruled all controller regulations as unconstitutional. I'm at Genesis XVII, round 1. I plug in a phob v5, my opponent plugs in their Roland TD-25. Blast beat SOCD dash-dancing in the corner. I try to dsmash but they teleport to top plat with Meshuggah DI.
I had a dream where I was like Indiana Jones collecting Melee-related artifacts and now I want to make a museum with pieces like the controller Leffen spiked after losing to Ice and a leg of the HBox crab or the medal(s) Mang0 threw into the crowd or the Isai cape. What other legendary items exist?
June 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I had a dream where I was like Indiana Jones collecting Melee-related artifacts and now I want to make a museum with pieces like the controller Leffen spiked after losing to Ice and a leg of the HBox crab or the medal(s) Mang0 threw into the crowd or the Isai cape. What other legendary items exist?
Nintendo popping in to see if your 10 person weekly applied for a license before they contact the university you host it at with a C&D.
May 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nintendo popping in to see if your 10 person weekly applied for a license before they contact the university you host it at with a C&D.
Nintendo watching me download a Hatsune Miku Sheik skin for my slippi ISO.
May 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nintendo watching me download a Hatsune Miku Sheik skin for my slippi ISO.
What kind of Labubu is this?
May 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
What kind of Labubu is this?
Nobody here can guard me fr
April 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Nobody here can guard me fr
You die the moment you stop living.
February 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You die the moment you stop living.
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SMASH CAMP IS BACK APRIL 19-20 in PRESCOTT, AZ
Jmook, Joshman, Spark, Axe, Medz, and MUST CASH will all be there.
If you're AZ you can sign up now at start.gg/smashcamp
youtu.be/ls81XhcCZXA
Jmook, Joshman, Spark, Axe, Medz, and MUST CASH will all be there.
If you're AZ you can sign up now at start.gg/smashcamp
youtu.be/ls81XhcCZXA
Smash Camp Arizona 2025 - Event Trailer
YouTube video by RandomForwardSmash
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January 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
SMASH CAMP IS BACK APRIL 19-20 in PRESCOTT, AZ
Jmook, Joshman, Spark, Axe, Medz, and MUST CASH will all be there.
If you're AZ you can sign up now at start.gg/smashcamp
youtu.be/ls81XhcCZXA
Jmook, Joshman, Spark, Axe, Medz, and MUST CASH will all be there.
If you're AZ you can sign up now at start.gg/smashcamp
youtu.be/ls81XhcCZXA
One of my favorite photos I've taken.
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
One of my favorite photos I've taken.
Wife positively fuming over the mileage I'm getting out of my toothpaste.
January 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Wife positively fuming over the mileage I'm getting out of my toothpaste.
Help my wife is now what I would consider "too attracted" to Luigi Mangione.
December 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Help my wife is now what I would consider "too attracted" to Luigi Mangione.
Once again it would seem the general public is not ready for K8a.
December 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Once again it would seem the general public is not ready for K8a.
Pablo Picasso would've loved Three Days Grace.
December 11, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Pablo Picasso would've loved Three Days Grace.
The West has fallen.
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
The West has fallen.
Got my vod reviewed and a top 20 player told me I should camp more. Not sure how this is gonna help but he's the expert here.
November 12, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Got my vod reviewed and a top 20 player told me I should camp more. Not sure how this is gonna help but he's the expert here.
Feeling like the slaw from Cane's applying to jobs rn.
October 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Feeling like the slaw from Cane's applying to jobs rn.
The story of Kugrash the rat is beautiful.
October 23, 2024 at 4:06 AM
The story of Kugrash the rat is beautiful.
My starting 5 if I were to make a basketball team out of the Melee top 10:
PG: Moky
SG: Mang0
SF: aMSa
PF: Cody
C: HBox
Zain is a skilled center like Jokic he can play with whoever and maybe win. Plup is Kawhi Leonard.
PG: Moky
SG: Mang0
SF: aMSa
PF: Cody
C: HBox
Zain is a skilled center like Jokic he can play with whoever and maybe win. Plup is Kawhi Leonard.
October 21, 2024 at 1:45 AM
My starting 5 if I were to make a basketball team out of the Melee top 10:
PG: Moky
SG: Mang0
SF: aMSa
PF: Cody
C: HBox
Zain is a skilled center like Jokic he can play with whoever and maybe win. Plup is Kawhi Leonard.
PG: Moky
SG: Mang0
SF: aMSa
PF: Cody
C: HBox
Zain is a skilled center like Jokic he can play with whoever and maybe win. Plup is Kawhi Leonard.
Everyone always asks "Who's a good boy?" but nobody ever asks "How's a good boy?"
October 18, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Everyone always asks "Who's a good boy?" but nobody ever asks "How's a good boy?"
Thrilled to announce to all the potential new Brazilian followers who are on bsky because they were booted from Twitter that I speak Portuguese.
October 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Thrilled to announce to all the potential new Brazilian followers who are on bsky because they were booted from Twitter that I speak Portuguese.
Big Tex is an ethereal extraplanar demigod of the southern realm who protects us as we make seasonal offerings. Formless in origin, he assumes the likeness of the combined consciousnesses of all who dwell within his dominion. This is just what a combination of all Texans see as "God" to them.
October 11, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Big Tex is an ethereal extraplanar demigod of the southern realm who protects us as we make seasonal offerings. Formless in origin, he assumes the likeness of the combined consciousnesses of all who dwell within his dominion. This is just what a combination of all Texans see as "God" to them.
I make lore-accurate rations to eat during the traveling sections of DND campaigns and I just wished I had 1 person IRL to match my energy.
October 7, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I make lore-accurate rations to eat during the traveling sections of DND campaigns and I just wished I had 1 person IRL to match my energy.