Tuesday
@tuesday.bsky.social
Passing through, sometimes happy, sometimes blue, glad that I ran into You.
Some of my friends wanted to get together in the jacuzzi. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t heat up. I suggested taking simultaneous baths in our respective homes while thinking of each other.
Didn’t go over well at all.
Didn’t go over well at all.
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Some of my friends wanted to get together in the jacuzzi. Unfortunately, it wouldn’t heat up. I suggested taking simultaneous baths in our respective homes while thinking of each other.
Didn’t go over well at all.
Didn’t go over well at all.
I don’t think I could fit an entire average sized horse into the skin suit of an average sized human. The volume is the thing.
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t think I could fit an entire average sized horse into the skin suit of an average sized human. The volume is the thing.
Let’s make Christmas shopping easy this year. Click the link in my bio for 78% off ashtrays.
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Let’s make Christmas shopping easy this year. Click the link in my bio for 78% off ashtrays.
Ready made French Onion Dip is making this generation soft. Give me a paper packet of dip mix and a tub of sour cream just like our grandmother’s had.
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ready made French Onion Dip is making this generation soft. Give me a paper packet of dip mix and a tub of sour cream just like our grandmother’s had.
Me-shaped problems require Me-shaped solutions.
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me-shaped problems require Me-shaped solutions.
I love how dynamic their noses are. My little princess angels.
June 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I love how dynamic their noses are. My little princess angels.
My cat tried to make a break for it earlier and he was thwarted by me and the dogs. I think he’s now trying to Annie his way out.
April 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My cat tried to make a break for it earlier and he was thwarted by me and the dogs. I think he’s now trying to Annie his way out.
Every time I see that Beyoncé/ Levi’s jeans commercial, I wonder what kind of dirt Levi’s jeans has on Beyoncé.
March 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Every time I see that Beyoncé/ Levi’s jeans commercial, I wonder what kind of dirt Levi’s jeans has on Beyoncé.
Don’t be afraid to be a meatloaf girlie in a world full of Ruebens.
February 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Don’t be afraid to be a meatloaf girlie in a world full of Ruebens.
Soggy shepherd alert!
February 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Soggy shepherd alert!
Our little cigar sommelier over here. What a good girl.
January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Our little cigar sommelier over here. What a good girl.
I went to Shaq’s Big Chicken one time, and now they email me everyday.
December 7, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I went to Shaq’s Big Chicken one time, and now they email me everyday.
If you have any questions about ticks, ask these two (they know about ticks, ugh).
November 13, 2024 at 4:05 PM
If you have any questions about ticks, ask these two (they know about ticks, ugh).
Why can’t my car send a friend request to another car?
December 23, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Why can’t my car send a friend request to another car?
There is nothing more crushing (then invigorating) than dipping your warm bread into a little plastic cup of ~*butter*~ only to find (because it’s a little bit dark in the room [and you’re a little bit high]) that it’s actually that parmesan cheese sawdust stuff.
December 23, 2023 at 8:54 AM
There is nothing more crushing (then invigorating) than dipping your warm bread into a little plastic cup of ~*butter*~ only to find (because it’s a little bit dark in the room [and you’re a little bit high]) that it’s actually that parmesan cheese sawdust stuff.
All she does is lecture me.
October 26, 2023 at 4:22 AM
All she does is lecture me.
I’ve learned that 90% of having a dog is fishing things out of their mouth.
August 24, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I’ve learned that 90% of having a dog is fishing things out of their mouth.
This year, we gave the squirrels critter food with dehydrated corn kernels in it. Now several months later, we have their tendency to bury things to thank for this bountiful harvest.
August 19, 2023 at 10:22 PM
This year, we gave the squirrels critter food with dehydrated corn kernels in it. Now several months later, we have their tendency to bury things to thank for this bountiful harvest.
The only reason my dog and I go for hot girl walks is so we can come home and eat hot girl cheese in the dark like a couple of goblins.
July 19, 2023 at 5:57 PM
The only reason my dog and I go for hot girl walks is so we can come home and eat hot girl cheese in the dark like a couple of goblins.
The agreement is, any spider I see has to die. My husband won’t kill them though. So as a compromise, he tosses them into the old lady next door’s yard. Everybody wins.
July 13, 2023 at 9:10 PM
The agreement is, any spider I see has to die. My husband won’t kill them though. So as a compromise, he tosses them into the old lady next door’s yard. Everybody wins.