Tudza
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We are about to launch the biggest bushiest eyebrows you've ever seen.
That fish following Stingray always cracks me up.
That fish following Stingray always cracks me up.
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We are about to launch the biggest bushiest eyebrows you've ever seen.
That fish following Stingray always cracks me up.
That fish following Stingray always cracks me up.
With very little effort, I made a good looking ARCH C sized image of this. Fridge indeed.
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
With very little effort, I made a good looking ARCH C sized image of this. Fridge indeed.
You can't tell from the picture, but he's got it set for military/24 hour time.
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You can't tell from the picture, but he's got it set for military/24 hour time.
So, like Golem, only he says "Corum" all the time?
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
So, like Golem, only he says "Corum" all the time?
You ever need an HTML animated version of that clock let me know. tudza.org/faceList.html
tudza.org
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
You ever need an HTML animated version of that clock let me know. tudza.org/faceList.html
Polenta under the vegetables at left? Humus?
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Polenta under the vegetables at left? Humus?
I only have two deer jaw bones. Can't construct that at this time.
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I only have two deer jaw bones. Can't construct that at this time.
You have developed the very rare Carcossa Syndrome.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You have developed the very rare Carcossa Syndrome.
That would be The King Who is Inexplicably Orange
December 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
That would be The King Who is Inexplicably Orange
Interplanetary? Just a guess.
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Interplanetary? Just a guess.
Doesn't actually deserve a derisive sound, but the "phone-friendly format friends. " prompted the generation of an acronym.
I'm a master of the boomerang, so your old stick should return in a moment. ( unless it's a kylie )
I'm a master of the boomerang, so your old stick should return in a moment. ( unless it's a kylie )
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Doesn't actually deserve a derisive sound, but the "phone-friendly format friends. " prompted the generation of an acronym.
I'm a master of the boomerang, so your old stick should return in a moment. ( unless it's a kylie )
I'm a master of the boomerang, so your old stick should return in a moment. ( unless it's a kylie )
Overlook or downgrade a black cap chickadee? Impossible.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Overlook or downgrade a black cap chickadee? Impossible.
PhFFF is all I have to say on the subject
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
PhFFF is all I have to say on the subject
Ooo, lama. I've gone back to my print your own black and white wrapping paper scheme this year.
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ooo, lama. I've gone back to my print your own black and white wrapping paper scheme this year.
Blue-Jay cracks corns and I don't care.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Blue-Jay cracks corns and I don't care.
At the mention of "horse" I pictured picking up a back leg and cleaning its hooves after a ride.
I always thought it was cool that in beginning riding class we saddled our own horses and brushed them down and cleaned their hooves after class.
Note: Do not take a class just before feeding time.
I always thought it was cool that in beginning riding class we saddled our own horses and brushed them down and cleaned their hooves after class.
Note: Do not take a class just before feeding time.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
At the mention of "horse" I pictured picking up a back leg and cleaning its hooves after a ride.
I always thought it was cool that in beginning riding class we saddled our own horses and brushed them down and cleaned their hooves after class.
Note: Do not take a class just before feeding time.
I always thought it was cool that in beginning riding class we saddled our own horses and brushed them down and cleaned their hooves after class.
Note: Do not take a class just before feeding time.
Part of my job at the company I worked for for 10 years was shipping empty barrels of toxic liquid used in our production process.
Video games did not prepare me for the paperwork.
Video games did not prepare me for the paperwork.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Part of my job at the company I worked for for 10 years was shipping empty barrels of toxic liquid used in our production process.
Video games did not prepare me for the paperwork.
Video games did not prepare me for the paperwork.
Purhaps those that write ads are unfamiliar with the concept of parts of speech.
Also likely is they just don't care.
( Note, I spell perhaps with a u. Decided never to correct myself on this one word. )
Also likely is they just don't care.
( Note, I spell perhaps with a u. Decided never to correct myself on this one word. )
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Purhaps those that write ads are unfamiliar with the concept of parts of speech.
Also likely is they just don't care.
( Note, I spell perhaps with a u. Decided never to correct myself on this one word. )
Also likely is they just don't care.
( Note, I spell perhaps with a u. Decided never to correct myself on this one word. )
And I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It's a situation strange, but one I can not change
'Cause I'm my own grandpa
It's a situation strange, but one I can not change
'Cause I'm my own grandpa
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It's a situation strange, but one I can not change
'Cause I'm my own grandpa
It's a situation strange, but one I can not change
'Cause I'm my own grandpa
I built me a machine
To take me back when I was green
And paradox was strictly not allowed
When I finally came to earth
On the place that gave me birth
I saw my grandpa standing tall and proud
To take me back when I was green
And paradox was strictly not allowed
When I finally came to earth
On the place that gave me birth
I saw my grandpa standing tall and proud
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I built me a machine
To take me back when I was green
And paradox was strictly not allowed
When I finally came to earth
On the place that gave me birth
I saw my grandpa standing tall and proud
To take me back when I was green
And paradox was strictly not allowed
When I finally came to earth
On the place that gave me birth
I saw my grandpa standing tall and proud
I was telling my story about carnivorous black squirrels. "Black ur-squirrels, the piranha of the forest floor!"
"Blacker than what?", they asked.
Thought "ur" was related to the city of Ur, but it seems to be from the German from a source other than the name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.
"Blacker than what?", they asked.
Thought "ur" was related to the city of Ur, but it seems to be from the German from a source other than the name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I was telling my story about carnivorous black squirrels. "Black ur-squirrels, the piranha of the forest floor!"
"Blacker than what?", they asked.
Thought "ur" was related to the city of Ur, but it seems to be from the German from a source other than the name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.
"Blacker than what?", they asked.
Thought "ur" was related to the city of Ur, but it seems to be from the German from a source other than the name of an ancient Mesopotamian city.