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"Do Tucson!" they said. "Fine!" I responded.
San Anselmo will be safe, so civilization will remain intact.
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This isn't even a PD Wodehouse or a Quisling situation as there wasn't a war on where folks got swept into situations. This was 100% chosen. Chomsky walked in, engaged, and that's all on the record.

Sometimes it's best to just look at facts and let them speak for themselves. Even for linguists.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I wonder why white-collar crimes don't yield similar sentences. If I was a magistrate under such a system, things such as wage theft or even basic fraud would count as violence against the state. As would perjury.

Can we see where this could go, or were we only supposed to keep the rabble down?
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
And hyping A.I.? That would be a reportable labor trend. But again, too bad this government is either too politicaĺly or too economicaĺly cowardly to show that. Maybe so we don't burn down the data centers? Or maybe so we don't burn down Silicon Valley billionaire mansions?
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Could" be an "almost quiet" time because the government is too fucking cowardly to amass and release statistics, too. But perhaps "journalists" to ask actual "experts" things like "intelligent questions" rather than report press releases or absurd interviews with sycophants.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I was hearing the drums!
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
1. Unwanted, intrusive technology
2. that does far more than it needs to
3. as it takes actual jobs humans could do
4. and does real jobs humans can do much better
5. while costing huge amounts of power and water
6. and gathering all sorts of data for bad purposes
7. and usually does it poorly.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If he can make NYC car-free, I'll cheat and vote for his second term from here in Arizona!
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"O Kluwe, loftiest political Icarus!
How thy bowels churn as the campaign urn
Lacks pennies, dollaroos, dimes, and pence,
because a donor missed their turn?"
—Prostetnic Blixton XCX, Esq., Yale Law, '17
October 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The BOYCOTT is hurting the innocent? I wonder what made those naughty Nordiques decide to behave in that unseemly manner? Were they dressed funny? Did they get too uppity? Were they not humble enough? Did they not wear a suit when visiting DC? Or was it something Trump did or said?
October 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM