Uptown Sinclair
@tuckfriendly.bsky.social
It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
They're going to stay and behave like the small price they paid was for the impunity that they have now, have always had, and will always have.
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They're going to stay and behave like the small price they paid was for the impunity that they have now, have always had, and will always have.
Against my better judgement I laughed out loud at this. Because my Mom's ass is indeed huge and because when I was a kid she used to beat me mercilessly.
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Against my better judgement I laughed out loud at this. Because my Mom's ass is indeed huge and because when I was a kid she used to beat me mercilessly.
CNN has airtime to fill. And there are mouths to feed. Are you such a monster that you want to deprive airport strandees their right to watch closed captioned interviews by journocelebs with campaign managers who expertly unanswer undifficult questions while receiving $500k for an election cycle?
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
CNN has airtime to fill. And there are mouths to feed. Are you such a monster that you want to deprive airport strandees their right to watch closed captioned interviews by journocelebs with campaign managers who expertly unanswer undifficult questions while receiving $500k for an election cycle?
If you look closely at this picture of Donald Trump, you can see that he is clearly dead.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you look closely at this picture of Donald Trump, you can see that he is clearly dead.
Cringey af. Because most of these psychos aren't observant in the least. It's all a troll. Their real religion is their imagined ownership of the libs.
December 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Cringey af. Because most of these psychos aren't observant in the least. It's all a troll. Their real religion is their imagined ownership of the libs.
We gotta have a Dunning-Kruger equivalent for people who don't know that they're shit people and that all of the people around them who laugh at their jokes and call them brilliant are either also dumb or they lick ass because they have to rely on the rich guy's good graces to eat.
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We gotta have a Dunning-Kruger equivalent for people who don't know that they're shit people and that all of the people around them who laugh at their jokes and call them brilliant are either also dumb or they lick ass because they have to rely on the rich guy's good graces to eat.
Also, auburn is not his color.
December 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Also, auburn is not his color.
Not sure if she's actually evil. Definitely stupid, tho.
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not sure if she's actually evil. Definitely stupid, tho.
If anyone ever tries to tell you that Americans aren't generous, show them the 30% of this country who give this moron the extreme benefit of the doubt no matter what the fuck he says, whether it reveals him to be just like the rich guys they already hate or like the dumbest guy at the dealership.
December 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If anyone ever tries to tell you that Americans aren't generous, show them the 30% of this country who give this moron the extreme benefit of the doubt no matter what the fuck he says, whether it reveals him to be just like the rich guys they already hate or like the dumbest guy at the dealership.
Love how her frock matches the room's baby shit green paint.
December 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Love how her frock matches the room's baby shit green paint.
It's insane how she came to be. Made right before our guys by a soulless, liberal media ecosystem that wanted desperately not to look like they were part of an ascendant left that the right told them existed but did not. They created a witch to answer a phantom.
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It's insane how she came to be. Made right before our guys by a soulless, liberal media ecosystem that wanted desperately not to look like they were part of an ascendant left that the right told them existed but did not. They created a witch to answer a phantom.
Based = Depraved
Boys picking the wings off flies.
Boys picking the wings off flies.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Based = Depraved
Boys picking the wings off flies.
Boys picking the wings off flies.
Also, that's Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. Insensitive, drunken, untrustworthy, and a thief.
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Also, that's Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. Insensitive, drunken, untrustworthy, and a thief.
Additional reporting means adding the Mega Vaseline™ filter to all shots that included ICE Barbie.
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Additional reporting means adding the Mega Vaseline™ filter to all shots that included ICE Barbie.
Headline:
CECOT? More like Epcot
Inside the most humane prison in Central America
Reported by Bari Weiss
CECOT? More like Epcot
Inside the most humane prison in Central America
Reported by Bari Weiss
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Headline:
CECOT? More like Epcot
Inside the most humane prison in Central America
Reported by Bari Weiss
CECOT? More like Epcot
Inside the most humane prison in Central America
Reported by Bari Weiss
The hunch. Needs a calcium supplement.
December 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The hunch. Needs a calcium supplement.
Boots Riley/Lakeith Stanfield style.
December 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Boots Riley/Lakeith Stanfield style.
It also says to those supposedly timid racists, "Don't worry, we got your back."
December 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It also says to those supposedly timid racists, "Don't worry, we got your back."
Except that James O'Keefe himself would give up everything, all the stings and the gotchas, for a chance to be in a supporting role in a Broadway musical.
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Except that James O'Keefe himself would give up everything, all the stings and the gotchas, for a chance to be in a supporting role in a Broadway musical.
Kid Rock better up his game if he wants to headline the 2028 inauguration.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Kid Rock better up his game if he wants to headline the 2028 inauguration.
"Foundational," I guess. But yeah. And at this time of year. You gotta go some distance up your own ass to think that you're the good guys in this particular historical moment.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Foundational," I guess. But yeah. And at this time of year. You gotta go some distance up your own ass to think that you're the good guys in this particular historical moment.
Dudes, Jesus and Mary were in that manger because there was no room for them at the inn. You don't even know your fundamental myths.
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dudes, Jesus and Mary were in that manger because there was no room for them at the inn. You don't even know your fundamental myths.
This was teed up for Lutnick. It makes no sense whatsoever, but to a Fox granpda who is pot committed to Trump, it's a way for them to believe that Trump knows what he's talking about. Otherwise, they might start worrying that despite a business degree from Wharton 😉, he does not know basic math.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This was teed up for Lutnick. It makes no sense whatsoever, but to a Fox granpda who is pot committed to Trump, it's a way for them to believe that Trump knows what he's talking about. Otherwise, they might start worrying that despite a business degree from Wharton 😉, he does not know basic math.
The cost difference between a shitty car and shitty public transit/taxis/Ubers/hitching/walking isn't enough to "make you poor." A lot of Americans own too much car for their needs (which, yeah, hits their household budget), but car ownership isn't making people poor in any significant number.
December 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The cost difference between a shitty car and shitty public transit/taxis/Ubers/hitching/walking isn't enough to "make you poor." A lot of Americans own too much car for their needs (which, yeah, hits their household budget), but car ownership isn't making people poor in any significant number.