Sam Pittman didn’t have the resources to compete, so we’re gonna hire someone even more unpopular

I think about this once a day

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

Loving this new glitch guy. Got him in single coverage so had to see if he could beat his man. He does, he scores, he hits the griddy. His teammates are loving it, the fans are loving it, I’m loving it— it’s the story of the college football season.

This is the real Damien Drango.

It’s 2048 and CFB 25 is beginning to break. My slot receiver has been replaced by a corner from the opposing team. I guess he wanted to play for Arkansas so badly he transferred mid game. Admire the tenacity so had to feed him.

Don’t even think this included the new album in counting stats… been a good year

(I’d instantly reskeet the Johnny Bravo banger)

“I just think the sphere is neat”