Do you ever want to get revenge on someone but not regular revenge, instead,nice revenge on them when they do something really nice?

When Trump said America First he meant the whole hemisphere and you all just didn't get it

4D Chess!

"Friday Night Albini"

I saw that on the calendar for a bar that supports the local music scene.

This was shortly after Steve Albini died.

I knew it was a typo but I thought it would be so fun if it was a real act.

Would they play songs that Steve wrote? Songs he recorded? Both?

How about we give Roseanne another sitcom, similar premise as before but let her really get into racism and we call it The Afrikaners?

It's fucking bonkers that those joke tshirts, FBI Female Body Inspectors, are not so much of a joke anymore

The cool part about the Internet is that you can say pretty much whatever batshit crazy thing you want and it's up to others to decide whether it's truthful or valid

Internet commentators say there are two sorts of attention seeking bots:
Thot bots; and
(No) Thought Bots

My friend is interviewing, or whatever they call it, to join some group related to the Masons

I tried to prep her for the interview

"So you know this is a secret society? Good. We're going to need you to keep our rites and rituals hush hush. What big secrets have you kept?"

I bet a lot of people are saying, "this isn't what I voted for."

I know I'm saying it but I also didn't vote for Trump so it's actually not what I voted for.

Is it that obvious that I'm a maritime enthusiast? That I like boats and such?

I didn't know I projected that but I guess I must. I'm pretty sure a stranger at Market Basket just called me a ship head

Remember when I said I thought there was power in numbers? Yeah? Well I meant numerology