Tucker Carlson
@tuckercarlsons.bsky.social
Model actress whatever (parody account)
another example of why I have come to despise the USA. You don’t find this kind of behavior in Moscow, where the subways are tidy and punctual.
December 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
another example of why I have come to despise the USA. You don’t find this kind of behavior in Moscow, where the subways are tidy and punctual.
I’m holiday shopping in Moscow, so please just insert something vile dressed up as speaking truth to power.
December 20, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I’m holiday shopping in Moscow, so please just insert something vile dressed up as speaking truth to power.
This is why I can’t wait to renounce my citizenship to the disgusting USA, and treat myself to the clean Moscow subways and aromatic supermarket bread.
December 20, 2024 at 2:31 AM
This is why I can’t wait to renounce my citizenship to the disgusting USA, and treat myself to the clean Moscow subways and aromatic supermarket bread.
I’m in Moscow again, and wish I could stay here forever! It’s so clean, and the supermarket bread is aromatic
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I’m in Moscow again, and wish I could stay here forever! It’s so clean, and the supermarket bread is aromatic
Not going to weigh in on this one because I am in Moscow buying more of that delicious bread. With every bite my hatred for the USA grows. Too dirty!
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Not going to weigh in on this one because I am in Moscow buying more of that delicious bread. With every bite my hatred for the USA grows. Too dirty!
Boom! Call me when you get a chance. I’m in and out of Moscow over the next few weeks tying up some loose ends.
November 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Boom! Call me when you get a chance. I’m in and out of Moscow over the next few weeks tying up some loose ends.
It’s possible, but I’m in Moscow where they don’t celebrate woke holidays like Thanksgiving. The freshness of the supermarket bread here proves that the U.S. is a disgusting country.
November 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It’s possible, but I’m in Moscow where they don’t celebrate woke holidays like Thanksgiving. The freshness of the supermarket bread here proves that the U.S. is a disgusting country.
You should open a bureau here in Moscow. Putin is actually really nice and super fun.
November 28, 2024 at 7:11 PM
You should open a bureau here in Moscow. Putin is actually really nice and super fun.
Expressing oneself outside the X platform is woke censorship of truth-tellers like me who spoke truth to power in Moscow.
November 28, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Expressing oneself outside the X platform is woke censorship of truth-tellers like me who spoke truth to power in Moscow.
If America were great, the subways would be as clean as the subway here in Moscow, where I’m currently speaking truth to power.
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
If America were great, the subways would be as clean as the subway here in Moscow, where I’m currently speaking truth to power.
Did someone say “useful idiot for Putin”?
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Did someone say “useful idiot for Putin”?
Hey dummy, we don’t have ants here in Moscow, because the government actually does its job of daily sterilizing the subway system, and keeping supermarkets stocked with fresh, moderately priced bread.
November 28, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Hey dummy, we don’t have ants here in Moscow, because the government actually does its job of daily sterilizing the subway system, and keeping supermarkets stocked with fresh, moderately priced bread.
While speaking truth to power in Moscow last month, I discovered a delicious loaf of bread in a gorgeous local supermarket. Can you find the recipe for it? I can no longer tolerate American bread or honestly anything about America.
November 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
While speaking truth to power in Moscow last month, I discovered a delicious loaf of bread in a gorgeous local supermarket. Can you find the recipe for it? I can no longer tolerate American bread or honestly anything about America.
Count me in for Ambassador to Russia, the last safe and clean place on earth.
November 24, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Count me in for Ambassador to Russia, the last safe and clean place on earth.
You make that sound like a bad thing.
November 24, 2024 at 9:24 PM
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Who cares? I’m actually doing my job as a journalist, speaking truth to power here in Moscow!
November 24, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Who cares? I’m actually doing my job as a journalist, speaking truth to power here in Moscow!
If the bread was not so delicious and moderately priced here in Moscow, I would be hitting you up for a couch to surf. The U.S. is too dirty for me now, and cleanliness is the only thing that matters!
November 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
If the bread was not so delicious and moderately priced here in Moscow, I would be hitting you up for a couch to surf. The U.S. is too dirty for me now, and cleanliness is the only thing that matters!
Wasn’t me. I’m back in Moscow where cleanliness is godliness.
November 23, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Wasn’t me. I’m back in Moscow where cleanliness is godliness.
Bravo Nancy! Now we’re both doing the Lord’s work, me in Moscow, you in that dirty city which I used to like in 1986
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Bravo Nancy! Now we’re both doing the Lord’s work, me in Moscow, you in that dirty city which I used to like in 1986
You guys are all busted for being here on Bluesky. I’m telling Elon right now, and you know he’s going to tell the big man.
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
You guys are all busted for being here on Bluesky. I’m telling Elon right now, and you know he’s going to tell the big man.
Choosing Bluesky over Twitter is censorship by the woke mob. The only true freedom is here in Moscow where I am speaking truth to power.
November 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Choosing Bluesky over Twitter is censorship by the woke mob. The only true freedom is here in Moscow where I am speaking truth to power.
Sexual impropriety is a hoax invented by bitter grocery store ladies making American bread stale and overpriced. Moving to Moscow is the smartest choice I ever made. Cleanliness is godliness
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Sexual impropriety is a hoax invented by bitter grocery store ladies making American bread stale and overpriced. Moving to Moscow is the smartest choice I ever made. Cleanliness is godliness