We genuinely need to make knowingly lying to the American people a fucking crime. A free society shouldn’t have to deal with goddamn propaganda from our own White House. Put them all in prison for life.

Kristi Noem doesn’t deserve life.

Yeah, that episode fucked me up. They did NOT need to do that to that little boy. He never even got one past Main St!

And all the Nazis have their feet dangling…

“Where are their ginger penises!?! I DEMAND GINGER PENISES!!!”

If you’re not on a Nazi’s hit-list, you’re doing it wrong. #america #realpatriots #fuckthenazistodeath

And please go with only enough fuel for a one-way…

And every single person involved in the redaction of those files should also go to prison for life. Every. Single. One.

Republicans are no longer Americans. We should be allowed to physically remove them from our country. They clearly have no interest in participating, so let’s send them on their way.

And society has bred the fear right out of some of us…

We don’t want cars from the 70s, you fucking idiot. We want HOMES from the 70s! Fucking Nazis are so stupid.

Awww… they want to tuck us in and kiss us goodnight?! Fuck my MAGA Christian family! Will some lovely Somali woman adopt me?

I can disprove this so easily…

She has a cross emoji in her Twitter handle.

There you go.

You’re talking about law enforcement like they’re not the same as ICE. We’ve seen very little evidence of any police forces doing anything to stop the ICE invasions. They are complicit at best.

Mike Johnson is going to Hell where his eternal torture is being within reaching distance of thousands of hard dicks that he just isn’t allowed to touch.

The amount of people I would allow to stay in Congress is in the single digits.

If you all don’t stop with this fucking “immunity” bullshit, I’m gonna fucking lose it. Murdering innocent civilians is NOT an official presidential act. That’s where his immunity lies. Make the Supreme Court define it. And then put him in prison. Y’all gotta get creative or we’re all gonna die.

I’ve already started! And I encourage you all to do the same!

FYI, updating your tax exempt status on your W2 is super easy with a little help from your HR department.

I’ll be giving the government a performance evaluation in January, and Fs do not get paid.

Yeah, they’re literal demons.