oh, youre a student at xavier? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like cincinnati for babies

do not be afraid to talk to that lonely drver in the uber… with rosy cheeks, stubborn dog & wild temper… he just mmight be… Associate

My section has elected me into the Semester Senators, the most elite voting force in all of Council. This was the last thing I ever wanted

treehouse likes to Bitch & moan about my puking after i already explaioned to you i am too drunk to stop it. how dare you. you are very stupid

until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to fire cunningham, twitter will forever and always be a childs toy