I would like to announce that, in an effort to help save America, I am boycotting Tesla. I hope all my fellow Poors will join me in making the sacrifice of not purchasing a new $100,000 car.

I already spent too much time making this stupid picture. I'm not going to spend even more making sure it looks good.

As usual, the hypocrisy is one of the most aggravating parts.

Decisions, decisions...

I'm tired of being ashamed of my country, so I made this so we all can give it a proper gander.

Gotta admit, I'm not thrilled that Agent Orange just released 1,500 assholes that he knows will commit violence on his behalf.

Fun fact: Nintendo's Luigi's last name is "Mario", so I made this to reference when you want to call Luigi Mario from Nintendo.

No other reason.

If your chicken requires sauce to have a taste, it's not good chicken.

If we rub this on Trump, will he disappear?