Tim Tom Fitzgerald
ttfitzgerald.bsky.social
Tim Tom Fitzgerald
@ttfitzgerald.bsky.social
A mischievous mind, who’s up to some good.

Part time writer, aspiring magician and a self proclaimed hacker who doesn’t code.

The best people laugh easily, break a few rules, and do things they aren’t good at but enjoy.
I am never busy but not available.
May 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
As an aspiring magician, one is devoted to spending countless hours learning to make the extra ordinary seem ordinary.
Take for instance, perfecting re-spooling toilet paper without the roll.

#magic
May 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A Tim Tom Taiku for Tues

They say I have a
D D. If you ask me I
don’t know why they think
May 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“One day," you said to me, "I saw the sunset forty-four times!"

And a little later you added:
"You know-- one loves the sunset, when one is so sad..."

"Were you so sad, then?" I asked, "on the day of the forty-four sunsets?"

But the little prince made no reply.

- The Little Prince
May 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thank you to my first 100 followers. I shall now share something personal so you can get to know a little bit more about me.

Here is a picture of my favorite spoon.

Please continue to like and follow. In the future, I will share some of my spoons favorite places.
May 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Be more like Tim.

Universal anti-venom may grow from a man who let snakes bite him 200 times.

www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Snake collector’s immunity quest opens path towards universal antivenom
Blood from man bitten hundreds of times by deadly snakes is used to create most broadly protective antivenom yet
www.theguardian.com
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Don’t be fooled by rage bait.

NEW: One man’s Obama is another man’sTrump: 5 policies that are secretly the same and making everyone hurt.

youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
April 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In case you forgot.
April 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There are mysteries in the mundane.
April 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Allergies in full bloom. Anyone else taking Allegra like that insulin scene from memento?
Guy Pearce I Dont Remember GIF
ALT: Guy Pearce I Dont Remember GIF
media.tenor.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A haiku for you

Hello to Bluesky
May the grass be greener than
All the AI bots
April 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM