Tex Plyacine
@ttexthylacine.bsky.social
Furry commissioner, occasional doodler and writer. Retro game collector living a life of regrets. 18+ No minors allowed. Enby/they/them/any
PFP by me. Banner artwork by SpookToons.
PFP by me. Banner artwork by SpookToons.
The only thing I'll say about the current news is that it explains so much about Emperor Biff's obsession with Arnold Palmer's giant hyper donkey junk.
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The only thing I'll say about the current news is that it explains so much about Emperor Biff's obsession with Arnold Palmer's giant hyper donkey junk.
the two modes of CAT
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 AM
the two modes of CAT
I like engaging in chaotic evil.
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I like engaging in chaotic evil.
share a cartoon from the past nobody has heard of
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
share a cartoon from the past nobody has heard of
Virtual Hydlide over here looking really good all of a sudden in comparison.
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Virtual Hydlide over here looking really good all of a sudden in comparison.
As part of a bet with @redvelvetbat.bsky.social, I agreed to draw mutual studies of Jay Leno, and I give you The Two Genders of Jay Leno; Midwestern Mom and slightly melted David Lynch.
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
As part of a bet with @redvelvetbat.bsky.social, I agreed to draw mutual studies of Jay Leno, and I give you The Two Genders of Jay Leno; Midwestern Mom and slightly melted David Lynch.
The furry part of me just wants to imagine that this ad is referring to Bubsy's oversized junk and how it's so big only freaks and horny teens will actually be able to get off to Bubsy's engorged genitals.
October 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The furry part of me just wants to imagine that this ad is referring to Bubsy's oversized junk and how it's so big only freaks and horny teens will actually be able to get off to Bubsy's engorged genitals.
Ah yes, so brave and against the odds these mighty, justice-seeking voices for forced fascism are, such a conundrum to have all the money in the world and still face such unfair anger from the disgusting rabble of those you openly inflict pain upon.
Fuck CBS, it is another arm of the nazi hydra.
Fuck CBS, it is another arm of the nazi hydra.
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ah yes, so brave and against the odds these mighty, justice-seeking voices for forced fascism are, such a conundrum to have all the money in the world and still face such unfair anger from the disgusting rabble of those you openly inflict pain upon.
Fuck CBS, it is another arm of the nazi hydra.
Fuck CBS, it is another arm of the nazi hydra.
September 30 / October 1
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
September 30 / October 1
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
To this day I have not watched it again since. All I remember is crying at it and my parents taking me out of the theater before it was finished, which pissed me off.
To this day I have not watched it again since. All I remember is crying at it and my parents taking me out of the theater before it was finished, which pissed me off.
September 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
To this day I have not watched it again since. All I remember is crying at it and my parents taking me out of the theater before it was finished, which pissed me off.
To this day I have not watched it again since. All I remember is crying at it and my parents taking me out of the theater before it was finished, which pissed me off.
Share a favorite black and white movie
September 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Share a favorite black and white movie
today I leaned the fourth season of Slayers has a tigertaur character
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
today I leaned the fourth season of Slayers has a tigertaur character
Stupid ratboy did NOT give his consent for his feet to be drawn *
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Stupid ratboy did NOT give his consent for his feet to be drawn *
After thought and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that a previous piece was thoughtless and inconsiderate. I have come up with a much more respectful tribute to ol' Chuckie. RIP and remember, kids, inciting violence is only acceptable if it's against queers, brown people, or the poor.
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
After thought and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that a previous piece was thoughtless and inconsiderate. I have come up with a much more respectful tribute to ol' Chuckie. RIP and remember, kids, inciting violence is only acceptable if it's against queers, brown people, or the poor.
local ratboy shows off feet (and sarah jessica parker), film at 11
September 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
local ratboy shows off feet (and sarah jessica parker), film at 11
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
if you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
me all day, every day
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM
me all day, every day
anyway here's something even more embarrassing
September 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
anyway here's something even more embarrassing
Today our country lost one of its best friends and greatest thinkers, truly a public figure who fought for the good of its citizens. RIP*
*rest in perdition
*rest in perdition
September 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Today our country lost one of its best friends and greatest thinkers, truly a public figure who fought for the good of its citizens. RIP*
*rest in perdition
*rest in perdition
what sucks is he'd be a killer furry artist in another life
September 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
what sucks is he'd be a killer furry artist in another life