So you're basically interviewing the digitally reanimated corpse of a kid who died in a school shooting, which has been been rigged up on marionette strings and speakers to say whatever an algorithm thinks it should say?

Have you considered not doing that?

I was just telling a friend that their response is so absurd it couldnʻt possibly have been written by a human being.

Iʻd just quit my job and move to an isolated village under an assumed identity rather than admit this.

🤣

I sneak into my neighbor's house every night and siphon a little bit of estrogen from her like it's free gasoline.

Sometimes it takes a while to position the pump in her thigh without waking her up, but she's a deep enough sleeper that it hasn't been a problem.

Okay, Walter Peck.