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Tom Stads
@tstads.bsky.social
Avid Wisconsin sports fan. Podcast creator. Digital marketer. Occasional comedian. Pop culture consumer.
One thing, I don't know why

It doesn't even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

All I know time is a valuable thing

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m sure this won’t end in heartbreak for Chicago
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As was foreseen
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Maybe he shouldn’t have leapt so hard!”
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
October 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Curses!
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Let’s do this
October 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
10/10 on this headline
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I really appreciate this person keeping their locker open so we can all see their pre-workout secret
September 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No one:

Timothy Oliphant in “Alien: Earth”:
August 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
August 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Who could have predicted this?
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reporting live from Camden Yards
July 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
July 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Braving some endless storms for Mr. Yankovic
June 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I will not be taking any questions
June 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Quote this with a great TV father.
June 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Racing Sausages have some serious “dad on vacation” shirts today
June 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hoping to keep the streak going here
June 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*holds back tears*
June 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My top 10 is unhinged – two Fast and Furious characters!
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Rare to see an end-of-game photo, see here you are.

Throw your pretzels at me for going to dogshit games this year.
May 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM