Tom Stads
@tstads.bsky.social
Avid Wisconsin sports fan. Podcast creator. Digital marketer. Occasional comedian. Pop culture consumer.
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
I’m sure this won’t end in heartbreak for Chicago
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’m sure this won’t end in heartbreak for Chicago
“Maybe he shouldn’t have leapt so hard!”
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Maybe he shouldn’t have leapt so hard!”
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
10/10 on this headline
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
10/10 on this headline
I really appreciate this person keeping their locker open so we can all see their pre-workout secret
September 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I really appreciate this person keeping their locker open so we can all see their pre-workout secret
No one:
Timothy Oliphant in “Alien: Earth”:
Timothy Oliphant in “Alien: Earth”:
August 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
No one:
Timothy Oliphant in “Alien: Earth”:
Timothy Oliphant in “Alien: Earth”:
Who could have predicted this?
August 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Who could have predicted this?
Reporting live from Camden Yards
July 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reporting live from Camden Yards
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
July 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Braving some endless storms for Mr. Yankovic
June 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Braving some endless storms for Mr. Yankovic
I will not be taking any questions
June 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I will not be taking any questions
Quote this with a great TV father.
June 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Quote this with a great TV father.
Racing Sausages have some serious “dad on vacation” shirts today
June 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Racing Sausages have some serious “dad on vacation” shirts today
Hoping to keep the streak going here
June 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hoping to keep the streak going here
My top 10 is unhinged – two Fast and Furious characters!
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My top 10 is unhinged – two Fast and Furious characters!
Rare to see an end-of-game photo, see here you are.
Throw your pretzels at me for going to dogshit games this year.
Throw your pretzels at me for going to dogshit games this year.
May 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Rare to see an end-of-game photo, see here you are.
Throw your pretzels at me for going to dogshit games this year.
Throw your pretzels at me for going to dogshit games this year.