deborest fuckner
@tsnjorts.bsky.social
writer & editor, doorfliesopen.com. sports, music, news and plenty of shitposting. worst-case ontario, we'll get 2 birds stoned at once.
made @peterberkes.bsky.social’s chorizo mac and cheese again and it still slaps so unbelievably hard peterberkes.substack.com/p/spicy-crea...
July 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
made @peterberkes.bsky.social’s chorizo mac and cheese again and it still slaps so unbelievably hard peterberkes.substack.com/p/spicy-crea...
i still think they should’ve elected jude law to be pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i still think they should’ve elected jude law to be pope
god the americans are just fucking ruining everything everywhere these days huh
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
god the americans are just fucking ruining everything everywhere these days huh
*youth pastor, trying to appear, sitting backwards in a chair* “well, kids, you know who ELSE had moves like jagger?”
March 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*youth pastor, trying to appear, sitting backwards in a chair* “well, kids, you know who ELSE had moves like jagger?”
ready to arrest and deport linus ullmark at this point
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
ready to arrest and deport linus ullmark at this point
wonder what important cabinet position papa john will receive early next week
November 15, 2024 at 3:20 AM
wonder what important cabinet position papa john will receive early next week
to all my new followers: my views on sports are simple. if i am displeased by what happens on the tv screen the team should be executed. simple as
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 AM
to all my new followers: my views on sports are simple. if i am displeased by what happens on the tv screen the team should be executed. simple as
if i ever meet god i’m gonna hit him with a stone cold stunner
December 21, 2023 at 7:18 AM
if i ever meet god i’m gonna hit him with a stone cold stunner
stealing mraps and jdams bound for israel to open up a second front in the war on christmas
November 26, 2023 at 1:54 PM
stealing mraps and jdams bound for israel to open up a second front in the war on christmas
petitioning the government to officially do something about all these fucking grey hairs on my head that keep coming back every single day
October 16, 2023 at 12:06 AM
petitioning the government to officially do something about all these fucking grey hairs on my head that keep coming back every single day
i have like 12 hours to kill in chicago before going to a conference in december. what should i do in the city on the 19th??
October 4, 2023 at 10:24 PM
i have like 12 hours to kill in chicago before going to a conference in december. what should i do in the city on the 19th??
getting struck by lightning and spending the rest of your life singing everything in the creed voice
October 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
getting struck by lightning and spending the rest of your life singing everything in the creed voice
don’t think even the hackett-led broncos would’ve let anyone hang 70 on them last year. we know russ is absolutely cooked, sure, but so is sean payton
September 24, 2023 at 9:35 PM
don’t think even the hackett-led broncos would’ve let anyone hang 70 on them last year. we know russ is absolutely cooked, sure, but so is sean payton
been listening to “in the stone” to do an arrangement and i can’t stop changing the words
September 21, 2023 at 1:06 AM
been listening to “in the stone” to do an arrangement and i can’t stop changing the words
pissing off the classic rock chuds by discussing the famous australian band “ack dick”
September 20, 2023 at 11:50 PM
pissing off the classic rock chuds by discussing the famous australian band “ack dick”
the f-35 might be in my laundry machine. will check when i get home
September 18, 2023 at 6:47 PM
the f-35 might be in my laundry machine. will check when i get home
New Post: CFL Beat: Week 15 buff.ly/3RiCVtB
September 14, 2023 at 7:09 PM
New Post: CFL Beat: Week 15 buff.ly/3RiCVtB
nova scotia is full of absolute beauties
September 14, 2023 at 6:05 PM
nova scotia is full of absolute beauties
22 years later, the jets in new york made for another memorable 9/11
September 12, 2023 at 3:29 AM
22 years later, the jets in new york made for another memorable 9/11
legitimately hope aaron rodgers never plays again. i wish the jets to be cursed forever
September 12, 2023 at 1:48 AM
legitimately hope aaron rodgers never plays again. i wish the jets to be cursed forever
*drake, looking on jealously at all the un-circ’d dudes in the locker room* i need a one glans
September 2, 2023 at 4:43 PM
*drake, looking on jealously at all the un-circ’d dudes in the locker room* i need a one glans
i should quit my job and go open up a botox clinic for basset hounds
September 2, 2023 at 2:00 PM
i should quit my job and go open up a botox clinic for basset hounds
rewatched american pie tonight for a hit of that ‘90s nostalgia and hoooooo boy. oh buddy. that was a rough time for much of north american society
September 2, 2023 at 1:53 AM
rewatched american pie tonight for a hit of that ‘90s nostalgia and hoooooo boy. oh buddy. that was a rough time for much of north american society
New Post: CFL Beat: Week 13 buff.ly/3L8nCjl
CFL Beat: Week 13 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]
buff.ly
August 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM
New Post: CFL Beat: Week 13 buff.ly/3L8nCjl
the word shallot, when written down, sort of looks like it should be a slur for some reason, idk
August 29, 2023 at 1:01 PM
the word shallot, when written down, sort of looks like it should be a slur for some reason, idk