Tsimagain
@tsimagain.bsky.social
UK. European. Left of Centre. Humanist. Stoic. Over-educated. Allergic to bullshit. Warning: may attempt humour.
The perfect present for Tolkien fans - the BALRUG
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The perfect present for Tolkien fans - the BALRUG
Why are you wearing those silly clothes, Adam?
It’s CHRISTMAS, Eve
It’s CHRISTMAS, Eve
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Why are you wearing those silly clothes, Adam?
It’s CHRISTMAS, Eve
It’s CHRISTMAS, Eve
Breaking:
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Breaking:
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Santa’s reindeer are TRANS. They adopt male names like Donner and Blitzen, but male reindeer lose their antlers in the autumn, while females keep theirs until spring.
Only one is cis -
Olive, the other reindeer.
Breaking
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Breaking
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
It's official. Collins and the Oxford English Dctionary have both confirmed “gullible” is being removed from the English dictionary as being insulting to seabirds.
I used to think this was a joke.
Then came Trump’s Republicans and Farridge’s BBC goons.
Then came Trump’s Republicans and Farridge’s BBC goons.
August 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I used to think this was a joke.
Then came Trump’s Republicans and Farridge’s BBC goons.
Then came Trump’s Republicans and Farridge’s BBC goons.
Those who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party deeply hurt when leopards eat their faces.
Funny that.
Funny that.
June 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Those who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party deeply hurt when leopards eat their faces.
Funny that.
Funny that.
What about us Penguins? No news yet.
June 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
What about us Penguins? No news yet.
Wouldn’t it be terrible if a lone democratic protestor stood in front of one of his parade tanks waving an american flag?
June 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Wouldn’t it be terrible if a lone democratic protestor stood in front of one of his parade tanks waving an american flag?
Nothing wrong with the Ten Commandments. Problem is those hypocrites who don’t respect them.
May 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Nothing wrong with the Ten Commandments. Problem is those hypocrites who don’t respect them.
