You have it backwards - you're hilarious when you are drunk, not when we are. Although it does help if everyone is on the same page, alcoholically speaking.

Things like this sound good but they are next to impossible to pull off in a country our size. Too many people can't afford to just stop working and risk getting fired. I mean have you seen the price of eggs lately?

I hope you are right. About the second part, I mean. I have no doubt about the first part.

Well now I need to know what the joke was. Also why are you on Bluesky when you clearly should be working? Slacker.

My favorites are the ones that say "I bet no one will share this." You're right. I won't because I hate those kinds of posts.

Yes hopefully we get to find out what Dennis was up to!