Did you say there was a minor inconvenience? No wonder she’s depressed and unwilling to go outside for the rest of the day.

spotify wrapped feels less summary statistics and more capturing periods of psychosis listening to a particular string of songs on repeat

More men need to tell us they've never been a fan of The Beatles. It shows an independence of thought but also profound intellectual insight; a refusal to run with the herd. I especially like to see it in response to someone expressing their love of the group. It's outspoken, contrary and brave.

I never want to wake up from the fever dreams that are Netflix Christmas movies