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he who shall not be jamesd
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a cross-section
a closer look at the texture of the potato dumpling in the context of the Irish stew in which it currently finds itself
December 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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bruh
the finished product: a bowl of irish stew poured over a potato dumpling topped off with parsley 🌿 Also pictured: a Zelda book and some legos, my darling wife’s beautiful hand
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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it’s dumpling time
A plate of raw potato dumplings begging to be dumped into siedendes wasser
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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meanwhile, back at the ranch, the stew is doing just fine
Just checking up on the Irish stew, I’ve already tried it, it’s heavenly.
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Der Toast kommt rein, um die kleinen Kartoffel pancakes ins riesenklöse umzuwandeln
a hand grabs some toasted croutons to be packed into a potato envelope, allowing them to start their journey towards becoming potato dumplings
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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jetzt geht sie auf den Teig los wie ein Mensch auf ein nazi losgeht
a fist slams into the already mashed potatoes, pummelling them with their own starch and some flour to form a dough
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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kati macht kartoffelklöse dazu
Bowls of measured potato starch & white flour sit next to a jar of Muskatnuss and a stampfer to mash up the potatoes in the big pot placed next to it. Butter has been added and there is some toast somewhere, unsure what she has planned with those
December 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Baywatch
Irish stew taking shape in a large casserole pot. Chunks of beef, sliced carrots and potatoes stew in the whiskey-stout / beef stock / red wine gravy. The spatula reveals one of 2 bay leaves, both of which will be removed shortly before serving
December 31, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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admittedly I’m just hearing this now but
seems like P Bartholomew was a dumbass??
a Wikipedia snippet from the article about The Battle of Antioch when, shortly after having won the second siege, no-one believed Peter’s stories & visions and thought he was sus. He then proposed a Biblical Ordeal to be determined by the Crusaders, who promptly built this psycho flame tunnel and Peter walked down the path and was horribly burned.
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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looking mighty regal there ole buddy
The cat known as flubber, enjoying his side of the mattress, showing some turkey leg and maybe dreaming up a few resolutions for that new year horizon
December 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Describe your bluesky account in a single image
Withnail feeling unusual
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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@blueheronfarm.bsky.social happy new year!
A pillow with MISSING in red block letters printed above a cute tortoise caricature
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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The Everyone Liked That meme
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Felix Miguel Angel Gallardo (Diego Luna) tells a DEA agent “you like to break things and hurt people, like most people from your country” on a prison telephone in a scene from Narcos: Mexico
December 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lmao after all these years of my five old year old ass referring to it as a torrential rain coat I finally realize the truth
Han Solo toy blister pack from Return of the Jedi The variant of this action figure is called Han Solo in Trench Coat
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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*fast-forwards to the thrilling RFK Jr Breast Fixation insight*
Podcasts “After almost destroying the world, our families are friends” : the thrilling podcast from JFK and Krushchev’s relatives”
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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just 328 bucks at my local dealer
SONY SPORTS WALKMAN WM-F45 YELLOW PORTABLE CASSETTE PLAYER
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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this is a test to determine whether or not you’ll scream in the new dystopia
cover of The Hanging Stranger by Philip K Dick The Incident: Ed Loyce, a TV repairman, sees a man hanging from a lamppost but finds everyone, including his wife and police, acting normally, as if it's ordinary. The Invasion: He discovers alien insects have taken over, mimicking humans and controlling their minds, which is why they ignore the body. The Revelation: He flees to another town and learns from a police commissioner that the hanging was a test to find those not yet controlled. The Twist: The commissioner reveals he's also controlled and hangs Loyce, who becomes the new bait in the next town, with another man finding him hanging.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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🎶 Let’s sieze the day
All hold hands chase the pricks away 🎵
a group photo of British post-punk band IDLES
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Me, still waiting patiently for post-2008/09 consequences to materialize
a skeleton sits at a desk with its bony fingers operating a keyboard and mouse
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Lmao now I’m reading about ADM because you need cornstarch to make cheese fondue - they only paid newt 70k back then (1995) :

www.taxnotes.com/research/fed...

so they really are on a budget 😂

now I need to watch The Informant! before I go to bed.

(sunday night here)
“Andreas' large and pre-victory contribution to Gingrich was a reported $70,000 to GOPAC, the nonprofit organization used by Gingrich since 1987 to pay for airline travel, mail videotapes and speeches and generally build national visibility for Republican candidates."
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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“We sign a top-class forward for £60m. They throw paint at walls.”

Oof. Just checked the result. Looks like top-class forwards score hat-tricks at derbies.

oh the curse of being a lilywhite persists, but it wasn’t always this way - maybe good times will roll around again
jimmy greaves, a top-class forward, playing for tottenham back in the day
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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the troll farm monkey from Superman
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Movie still from the film Weapons (2025) showing the strange running gait for those affected by the town’s ills
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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some perch ready to be cleaned
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM