tinder profile idea: list your only interest as ‘revenge’. show her that you’ve got goals

‘ALLEGATIONS’ would be a cool name for a metalcore band, but if it was a pop punk band you’d need a longer name, like ‘DENYING THE ALLEGATIONS’

kim jong chill

Dead Pope Society

cig destroyer

luigi mangione’s linkedin says that he fixed hundreds of UI bugs in Civ VI when he was an intern. The UI sucks in Civ VII. free luigi

Necrofemininomocon

best feeling in the world is when a youtube ad pops up with a little quiz and asks you “which of the following products have you heard of?” and you lie to it. yeah i’ve never heard of coca-cola or mcdonalds. fuck you

Turn Down for Whom

everybody in baldur’s gate wants to have sex with me but i play video games to ESCAPE reality. leave me alone

*trying to run a bakery in baldur’s gate* sorry sir we don’t have any flour because a dragon blew up the bridge and our courier was killed by goblins. the guy who maintains our ovens was turned to stone by a wizard and the work experience kid has been slain by ghosts

they hate to see a girlboss winning