If you ever need to throw up but can't, I'll send you pictures of it 😜🤢

So glad you got the shingles vaccine! I didn't because I'm not 50 yet, and I got them in my *mouth* over the holidays. Now you don't have to ever worry about that.

Did it fall or did it have help from a fuzzy friend?

Yes. But I need it to be the right violence.

I'm so sorry you're in Ohio right now, but glad you got all that done. But seriously, start looking at job postings in blue states.