amanda
@trystvalentine.bsky.social
orange cat magnet, sometimes farmer 🐎 🐓 🐐 🐕🐈 she/her/smelly padmé amidala
imagine society if we had more than one nesting box
August 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
imagine society if we had more than one nesting box
big day on beau’s bird feeder tv
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
big day on beau’s bird feeder tv
going to become the first person to see the hat man from benadryl topical gel
May 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
going to become the first person to see the hat man from benadryl topical gel
accidentally leaking confidential information by joining a meeting with my Merlin app running in the background
March 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
accidentally leaking confidential information by joining a meeting with my Merlin app running in the background
hotel “upgraded” me to a room with a haunted staircase and a murphy bed 👍🏻
February 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
hotel “upgraded” me to a room with a haunted staircase and a murphy bed 👍🏻
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had a dream that i met a french aristocrat named horse d’ewormer
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
had a dream that i met a french aristocrat named horse d’ewormer
if i had a nickel for every time an emily axford character had an. excessive. reaction to kissing i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but etc etc
February 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
if i had a nickel for every time an emily axford character had an. excessive. reaction to kissing i’d have two nickels which isn’t much but etc etc
inventing a farm animal that feeds itself
February 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
inventing a farm animal that feeds itself
leverage season 5 episode 9 the rundown job is a love story
February 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
leverage season 5 episode 9 the rundown job is a love story
trying to open the treat pantry with the power of his mind
February 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
trying to open the treat pantry with the power of his mind
jonah was supposed to come home next weekend but now he MAY be coming home today which is cool but also will play out like this
February 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
jonah was supposed to come home next weekend but now he MAY be coming home today which is cool but also will play out like this
valentine’s day plans when jonah is out of town
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
valentine’s day plans when jonah is out of town
my mom’s seen paddington and we’re going to see paddington 3 this weekend. when i told her paddington goes to prison in paddington 2 i don’t think she believed me
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
my mom’s seen paddington and we’re going to see paddington 3 this weekend. when i told her paddington goes to prison in paddington 2 i don’t think she believed me
my two work besties are getting really into chatgpt… don’t go where i can’t follow. please
February 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
my two work besties are getting really into chatgpt… don’t go where i can’t follow. please
listening to the stardew valley soundtrack while frantically hunched over my computer and contemplating death. he’s just like me fr
February 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
listening to the stardew valley soundtrack while frantically hunched over my computer and contemplating death. he’s just like me fr
what was the point of scoring that last touchdown… to cost me, specifically, $480? sure
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
what was the point of scoring that last touchdown… to cost me, specifically, $480? sure
sexting jonah (sec texting)
February 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
sexting jonah (sec texting)
i miss the other app because i could complain about work in detail on a private account. anyway a coworker i hate is trying to convince my boss that we should all return to office and i’m trying to google “is murder legal”
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i miss the other app because i could complain about work in detail on a private account. anyway a coworker i hate is trying to convince my boss that we should all return to office and i’m trying to google “is murder legal”
got a good grade in horse weight today 👍
February 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
got a good grade in horse weight today 👍
gonna watch section 31 because i enjoy suffering
February 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
gonna watch section 31 because i enjoy suffering