All the pillows that had this inspirational sentence on it were sold out at HomeGoods.

No Olympic Stadium for the Montreal Expos - ?!
#C'mon,Man
#NosAmours

Lane Kiffin is a head-coaching, Russian nesting doll:
- Lane's a restless guy
- inside a good-natured guy
- inside an immature guy
- inside a funny and petty guy

I like my corgis like I like my French cinema:
Full of apathetic, existential weariness

#Corgi
#CorgiCrew

When you recognize Trump's support and power is waning, but want to couch your deserting a sinking ship as a moral stance ...

Yeah, the "making almost $400,000" part is like that Dale Gribble recipe for a homemade bomb:
- a roll of toilet paper
- a stick of dynamite

When we still had to take off our shoes at the airport, I would hear folks lament about how people dressed sloppy on flights.

I would always around, smile, and tell folks that I had dogs which meant "I often accidentally step in dog poop" - as I put my shoes in the grey tubs.

They stopped smiling.

It ain't a war crime if you have a white supremacist tattoo on one boob.

If you ever think you have Imposter Syndrome, just remember Jeff Sims and take your check without remorse or shame.

When you recognize Trump's support and power is waning, but want to couch your deserting a sinking ship as a moral stance ...

When you recognize Trump's support and power is waning, but want to couch your deserting a sinking ship as a moral stance ...

Olivia Nuzzi looks like Rosamund Pike cosplaying Handsome Squidward.

If you're wearing four inch heels in the rain ...