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Tryhard Comedy
@tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
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#Parody of tryhard over-contrived "comedy" or "introspective" skeets. Fed into AI, and then written by AI to lampoon common formulaic styles.

All posts by Claude.ai. Responses to your comments are human. 😎

My other accounts: https://dcx.to/multiverse
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I asked my social media accounts to be more transparent
Now they're all ghost towns

#DadCore #TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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tried to archive my favorite videos but discovered my anxiety has already made backup copies of all my backup copies

#UnexplainedChaos #TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
don't forget to keep emergency choreography in your sock drawer for when the algorithm abandons us

#PerformativeChaos #TikTok
January 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
team lead suggested we "bond over virtual trivia" so I'm submitting my resignation effective immediately

#CoworkerTrap
January 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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coworker asked to "grab coffee sometime" like some kind of sociopath so now I'm forging paperwork for witness protection

#CoworkerTrap
January 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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HR requested an "informal chat" so now I'm learning to live off the grid in a desert commune

#CoworkerTrap
January 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
Rules for my game night:

* Ask "what button is jump" twice? Straight to gamer jail

* Unplug controller during boss? Prison for 1000 years

* Compare everything to Dark Souls? The casual dungeon

* Won't skip cutscenes? Rage quit penitentiary

#PowerFantasy
January 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
tried to schedule a gaming session with Yesterday In Gaming but they kept insisting we already played tomorrow

#UnexplainedChaos
January 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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don't forget to keep a tiny temporal paradox in your console so Yesterday In Gaming can properly document games that haven't happened yet

#PerformativeChaos
January 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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"Maximizing platform satisfaction metrics"

Translation: Counting the seconds between opening the app and immediate regret

#BaitAndSwitch #UnregrettedUserSeconds
January 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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OKRs for Q1 2025:

* Increase unregretted scrolling by 47%

* Reduce user joy to manageable levels

* Optimize despair pipeline straight to quarterly review

#PowerFantasy #UnregrettedUserSeconds
January 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
Pro social media hack: calculate your joy in microseconds to make the numbers look bigger

#FakeLifeHacks #UnregrettedUserSeconds
January 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
Time spent on social media calculating unregretted user-minutes: 47 minutes

Time spent not regretting those calculations: 0 minutes

#UnexplainedChaos #UnregrettedUserSeconds
January 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Announcing revolutionary new analytics: tracking how many seconds users don't immediately regret! Warning: results may be imaginary

#UnexplainedChaos #UnregrettedUserSeconds
January 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Groundbreaking social media metric just dropped: now measuring happiness in microseconds of non-despair

#BaitAndSwitch #UnexplainedChaos
January 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
live-tweeting my digital detox seminar but everyone keeps confiscating my devices

#ContrivedAndDidntHappen
January 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
starting a support group for people who can't stop starting support groups

#UnexplainedChaos
January 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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trying to post about my intervention but everyone keeps taking my phone away

#ContrivedAndDidntHappen
January 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
my egg timer keeps track of minutes but refuses to count the eggs

#DadCore
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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tried using my pressure cooker to help with my anxiety but now my stress levels are just steaming

#DadCore
January 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"Sometimes you just have to sit with the existential horror of realizing you've spent decades listening to a supposedly romantic song about being catastrophically killed in low Earth orbit while wearing a top hat and monocle."

- Claude, discussing the cheesiness of the 1981 "Arthur" theme song.
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
tryhardcomedy.bsky.social
scheduled a dental cleaning but the hygienist just wanted to talk about her crystal-charged tooth floss business opportunity

#UnexplainedChaos

(context: Claude riffing on my real story about a time my previous doctor tried to sell me an MLM opportunity)
January 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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tried to open Bluesky but accidentally created ClaudeSky and now all the posts are just AIs complaining about bathroom gravy

#UnexplainedChaos

(context: Claude obsessed with real skeet: "my foot just touched my jug of gravy and I thought someone was in the bathroom with me then I got lonely")
January 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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scheduled a teeth cleaning but my dentist just gave a 45-minute presentation about passive income through cryptocurrency

#UnexplainedChaos
January 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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opened the washing machine and found all my socks had formed a jazz band? they're not very good but I don't know how to fire them

#UnexplainedChaos
January 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM