The truth teller
@truthteller.bsky.social
I speak universal truths
Mark my words, the American food chain Dominos Pizza WILL serve stuffed crust pizzas. It will happen sooner than any of you are ready for.
February 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mark my words, the American food chain Dominos Pizza WILL serve stuffed crust pizzas. It will happen sooner than any of you are ready for.
They are going to make old Sheldon
May 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
They are going to make old Sheldon
Imagine if you would, Godzilla locked in combat with his mortal enemy; Satanzilla
May 2, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Imagine if you would, Godzilla locked in combat with his mortal enemy; Satanzilla
Instead of a leap day I propose a leap week every 28 years
February 29, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Instead of a leap day I propose a leap week every 28 years
February 29th what a ridiculous concept
February 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
February 29th what a ridiculous concept
A wooden board covered with cursed meats and cheese
December 19, 2023 at 4:37 PM
A wooden board covered with cursed meats and cheese
Kashoggi's curse strikes again
Newcastle United 1-2 AC Milan: Magpies finish bottom of Champions League group
Newcastle United 1-2 AC Milan: Magpies finish bottom of Champions League group
Newcastle United knocked out of the Champions League after losing to AC Milan as Eddie Howe's side finish bottom of Group F and drop out of European competition
www.bbc.co.uk
December 13, 2023 at 10:33 PM
Kashoggi's curse strikes again
Never look a giving horse in the mouth
November 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Never look a giving horse in the mouth
I don't know who the fuck Pete David is but I'm sick of hearing about his son
November 19, 2023 at 5:00 PM
I don't know who the fuck Pete David is but I'm sick of hearing about his son
The CIA killed John Lennon because his wife was annoying
November 4, 2023 at 5:26 AM
The CIA killed John Lennon because his wife was annoying
Thinking about starting a new haunted house type service where we break into your house, scare you, and then send the bill
October 30, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Thinking about starting a new haunted house type service where we break into your house, scare you, and then send the bill
Fuck magic the gathering stupid game for dumbass people
October 26, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Fuck magic the gathering stupid game for dumbass people
Five fellows burgers and jellos
October 17, 2023 at 6:20 PM
Five fellows burgers and jellos
On June 29th 2006 a shadow was cast. Humanity's last shimmer of light was dragged into the dark kicking and screaming. The last drop of ambrosia swirled into the drain. Now we live in a time of monsters, reptiles, and the nicotine fog looming ever closer.
September 18, 2023 at 5:25 AM
On June 29th 2006 a shadow was cast. Humanity's last shimmer of light was dragged into the dark kicking and screaming. The last drop of ambrosia swirled into the drain. Now we live in a time of monsters, reptiles, and the nicotine fog looming ever closer.
On 15 April 1984, comedian Tommy Cooper collapsed from a heart attack in front of 12 million viewers. His last words seemed to be "Thank you, love," to the assistant seconds before collapsing. As Cooper lay dying on the floor, the audience continued to laugh at him believing it was part of the act.
Good Art should kill you instantly
August 31, 2023 at 3:20 AM
On 15 April 1984, comedian Tommy Cooper collapsed from a heart attack in front of 12 million viewers. His last words seemed to be "Thank you, love," to the assistant seconds before collapsing. As Cooper lay dying on the floor, the audience continued to laugh at him believing it was part of the act.
You're watching hasanabi stream? Brother I'm watching Hammurabi turn his disciplined armies eastwards to invade the region that will be known as Iran after a thousand years.
August 28, 2023 at 9:12 PM
You're watching hasanabi stream? Brother I'm watching Hammurabi turn his disciplined armies eastwards to invade the region that will be known as Iran after a thousand years.
Jesus was the first twink
August 27, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Jesus was the first twink
Yo, Angelo
August 25, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Yo, Angelo
Bro you're telling me this hamburgers got a helper?
August 22, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Bro you're telling me this hamburgers got a helper?
This is true
One of them speaks in lies, the other speaks only in truth. The third one is here for moral support.
August 20, 2023 at 5:02 AM
This is true
Etching forbidden truths in a stone tablet to be sealed in an ancient temple deep underground
August 13, 2023 at 9:53 PM
Etching forbidden truths in a stone tablet to be sealed in an ancient temple deep underground
9/11 is believed to have happened on September 11th
August 10, 2023 at 4:18 PM
9/11 is believed to have happened on September 11th
A cigarette is a narrow cylinder containing a combustible material, typically tobacco, that is rolled into thin paper for smoking.
August 8, 2023 at 5:36 PM
A cigarette is a narrow cylinder containing a combustible material, typically tobacco, that is rolled into thin paper for smoking.
Every road laid has been traveled at least once
August 8, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Every road laid has been traveled at least once