I'm a liar and a con-man. The joke is on you for electing me President. I like really strong men like Putin and Kim Jong because people do whatever they say. You think I like the broads because I grab them and brag about it, but it’s only to hide my true desires. This is only satire.

I'm a liar and a con-man. The joke is on you for electing me President. Unemployment about 4.5%, Stock Market doing extremely well, and Inflation rates back down to normal...the economy is doing great. I'll wait until January to say so, and then take all the credit. This is only satire.

I'm a liar and a con-man. The joke is on you for electing me President. My deficits were larger than Obamas which contributed to the high inflation, but you believed it was all Biden's fault. This is only satire.