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trussporkmarkets.bsky.social
@trussporkmarkets.bsky.social
i'll be there dear
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sponsored by my porkmarkets
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
c'mon you know they like my pork
July 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I love whipping out my sausages and dancing with gay abandon.
July 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
that's exactly what a tory leadership battle looks like
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wonder if Nigel fancies having ago at my porkmarkets? i could be his deputy leader
June 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm sure I'll be in Trumps cabinet before too long
June 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
have you written anything that's good for failed PM's?
June 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Putin's Bitch, I'll prob end up being the cleaner there
June 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
hope he pops by to open my festering porkmarkets
April 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
what
April 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
What you thought pork markets was just about Meat?
April 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
trying to open a pork market but Cameron's shagged all your produce.
April 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM