Valuations that assume no negative downstream affects from *checks notes* a society with >50% unemployment and a knowledge economy controlled by an oligopoly?
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Valuations that assume no negative downstream affects from *checks notes* a society with >50% unemployment and a knowledge economy controlled by an oligopoly?
Why does he look like Harry Shearer
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why does he look like Harry Shearer
“Biff world” is a good description of our current reality
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“Biff world” is a good description of our current reality
Chuck Schumer this man is gonna take your job, and at this rate he might walk into your house and take your turkey too
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Chuck Schumer this man is gonna take your job, and at this rate he might walk into your house and take your turkey too
Mommy covered her face and now I can’t find her. Now daddy has stolen my nose
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Mommy covered her face and now I can’t find her. Now daddy has stolen my nose
If you don’t have to see them at mass anymore, probably less. Otherwise, way worse
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you don’t have to see them at mass anymore, probably less. Otherwise, way worse
Both a scathing indictment of the press corps and ALSO a fun new sign of the President’s obvious dementia
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Both a scathing indictment of the press corps and ALSO a fun new sign of the President’s obvious dementia
Look, Daddy had a bad day at the track so now Christmas is cancelled. These things happen
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Look, Daddy had a bad day at the track so now Christmas is cancelled. These things happen
He didn’t grow up in SC and went to UVA for business school so I’m guessing he’s an agnostic Hoo fan
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He didn’t grow up in SC and went to UVA for business school so I’m guessing he’s an agnostic Hoo fan
You mean the FUNemployment Rate?!?🤪😀🔥🤩🎊🍻
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You mean the FUNemployment Rate?!?🤪😀🔥🤩🎊🍻
A public stoning of McGuire Woods sounds like such a layup. At minimum go scorched earth on White and Thompson
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A public stoning of McGuire Woods sounds like such a layup. At minimum go scorched earth on White and Thompson
Good news though I’m hearing that hosting is a basic human right? I’m sure he’ll be consistent there
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Good news though I’m hearing that hosting is a basic human right? I’m sure he’ll be consistent there
It’s not what it looks like, I was emailing with notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein 3 months before his second arrest for relationship advice with ADULT women
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s not what it looks like, I was emailing with notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein 3 months before his second arrest for relationship advice with ADULT women
With DashPass you also get access to their research library, including the seminal white paper on Quantitative Cheesing
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
With DashPass you also get access to their research library, including the seminal white paper on Quantitative Cheesing
Why doesn’t the Fed just rely on the Door Dash Department of Statistics?
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Why doesn’t the Fed just rely on the Door Dash Department of Statistics?
They need a wide base so the puppeteer has room to operate his head
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
They need a wide base so the puppeteer has room to operate his head
This is actually the signage for the VIP room at a Savannah strip club, nice try
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is actually the signage for the VIP room at a Savannah strip club, nice try
The song is now stuck in my head, cease and desist
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The song is now stuck in my head, cease and desist
“Someone’s in here!”
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Someone’s in here!”
This is dumb, credulous writing for dumb, credulous people, by dumb credulous people
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is dumb, credulous writing for dumb, credulous people, by dumb credulous people
Country that thought the Metric System was “too gay” now has an official ball room for fancy people
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Country that thought the Metric System was “too gay” now has an official ball room for fancy people