(satire) TRUMP DID NOT STEAL MY WIFE
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(satire) TRUMP DID NOT STEAL MY WIFE
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I LOVE TRUMP. I DO NOT LOVE SEED OIL. I DO NOT LOVE EGGS BECAUSE I AM ALSO VEGAN. I DO NOT LIKE DYES. I DO NOT LIKE VACCINES. I DO NOT LIKE FETUSES NOT BEING BORN INTO BABYS. I DO NOT LIKE THE TRANS GOING INTO MAN BATHROOM OR WHATEVER. I DO NOT LIKE BLM.
WOW! that PIERRE peelyair fellow sure seems GREAT! he really LOVES TRUMP! so you know he's going to make canada GREAT!!! just like us! Maybe they will JOIN America when they find out how GREAT it is!!!
How Donald Trump Sees Pierre - Canadian Politics is Cooked.
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December 12, 2024 at 5:49 AM
WOW I relate to this so much guy's! This such an awesome picture my lib son shared! I think hes starting to become more of a conservative. Hes starting to realize this is a MANSSSS COUNTRY!
December 11, 2024 at 5:40 PM
THIS ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE BIDENS IN OFFICE. THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IF OUR STRONG LEADER MR DEAREST TRUMP WAS IN OFFICE. HES JUST SO BIG AND SO STRONG AND SO SMART SO AGGRESSIVE AND CONFIDENT, MR XI JUNG PING WOULD BE TO TERRIFIED TO FLEX HIS MILITARY MUSCLE. WOW BIDEN IS EATIN TO HIGH ON THE HAWG!
BREAKING: China SURROUNDS Taiwan, Israel DESTROYS Entire Syrian Military | Enforcer News
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December 11, 2024 at 3:32 AM
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN SINCE TRUMP WILL ERADICATE TAXES FOR US ALL. THE ROAD INFRASTRUCTURE WILL BE PAID FOR BY THE AUTOCRATIC CORPORATIONS. WE WILL JUST BRING BACK PINKERTON POLICE AND PRIVATIZE FIRE FIGHTERS. THAT WILL MAKE PEOPLE FAR LESS UNHINGED.
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM
WOW ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE GREAT AND DEAR ELON MUSK. HE LOOKS SO STRONG A GOOD IN THIS OUTFIT I REALLY LIKE IT. HE WILL INSTALL REAL AMERICAN VALUES LIKE DEPORTING IMMIGRANTS IN A COUNTRY MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF IMMIGRANTS. WOW SO SMART TRUE PATRIOT FROM SOUTH AFRICA. WE LOVE YOU ELON MUCH!!!!
December 11, 2024 at 12:36 AM
@kingresist.bsky.social I FOLLOWED YOU ON HERE. IM HERE TO RESIST THE ANARCHIST FASCISTS LIB. ITS HORRIBLE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO THIS GREAT REPUBLIC. WE WILL FIX THIS REPUBLIC BY CRUSHING BEAUACRACY AND INSTALLING AUTOCRACY. IT WILL BE SO GREAT! HOW DO I DELETE THAT PHOTO, BLUESKY DELETE THIS POST.
December 11, 2024 at 12:29 AM
ONE LOOK AT THIS POST AND YOU WILL REALIZE WHY RFK IS THE GREATEST HEALTH GENIUS TO EVER EXIST. HE WILL IMPLEMENT RAW MILK SO WE GET H5N1 FROM THE MILK AND DEVELOP A NATURAL IMMUNITY TO IT. THAN WE CAN USE OUR CITIZENS TO WEAPONIZE AVIAN FLU AGAINST OUR ENEMIES. SMARTEST MAN ALIVE WOW.
LA Times Today: Just one mutation can make H5N1 bird flu a threat to humans, California researchers say
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December 10, 2024 at 11:28 PM
LOOK AT THE POWER OF TRUMPS TRADE WAR. THAT'S WHAT THIS IMAGE IS SHOWING. WE VOTED FOR SUCH A STRONG ALPHA LEADER, THAN HIS TRADEWAR WILL DESTROY THE ENEMY, AND BLOW OUR HEADS AWAY WITH ITS INGENUITY. WE ARE GOING TO TAX ANOTHER SOVEREIGN NATION AND FORCE THEM TO PAY IT TO US. WOW WE ARE SO SMART.
December 10, 2024 at 11:22 PM
DAMMIT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE MY PROFILE PICTURE MY BANNER AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWITCH THEM. MAYBE MY LIB SON CAN HELP ME TO USE THE CAMERA APP ON MY PHONE TO SWAP THE TWO. WOW IF ELON RAN THIS APP, HE WOULD FIRE EVERYONE AND MAKE IT SO EFFICIENT. I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WOKE RIGHT? THE COMMUNIST FASCIST ANARCHIST SOCIALISTS IN THIS NON REPUBLICAN STATE THAT TRUMP WILL MAKE MORE DEMOCRATIC BY DESTROYING BUREAUCRACY HAVE SUPPRESSED THE WOKE RIGHT FOR TO LONG. #VEGANS4TRUMP WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP.
December 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM
HOLY MOLY THATS THE BODY OF A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT! WOW! ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! OML! YEAH HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD WOW. THATS AN ALPHA MALE RIGHT THERE. THATS A NICE STRONG MAN THATS REALLY GONNA GET THINGS DONE IN THIS COUNTRY! UNLIKE THOSE LGBTQ+ LIBS!
December 10, 2024 at 7:05 AM
I WILL NEVER DRINK THIS WOKE CRAAAAP AGAIN (BURRRP) HEARD IT HAS SEED OIL IN IT AS WELL! SEED OIL IS SOMETHING THAT APL TRUE PATRIOTS SHOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT BECAUSE IT REALLY AFFECTS ON THE DEEPEST LEVEL AND WE SHOULD FOCUS A LOT ON IT. ITS IMPORTANT GUYS!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 5:51 AM
#VEGANS4TRUMP WE WILL BAN SEED OIL. MY BACK HURTS. IDK HOW TO NOT POST THIS. BLUESKY DELETE THIS POST PLEASE.
December 10, 2024 at 4:46 AM
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I LIKE IT. COMPETITION OVER WHO GETS CONTROL EXACTLY LIKE THE FREE MARKET THESE COMMUNIST FASCIST LIBS WANT TO DESTROY AND TURN INTO A SOCIALIST DYSTOPIA LIKE NORWAY! #BANSEEDOIL #NEVERHAVETOVOTEAGAINBECAUSETRUMPDESTROTEDDEMOCRACYINMYCOUNTRY
December 10, 2024 at 4:43 AM
MY GOD DAMN LIB SON SHARED THIS ON HIS TWITER WALL OR WHATEVER, AND I DONT GET WHY THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT PIES. I HAVE NEVER HAD A NUT PIE IN MY LIFE. IS THIS A NEW GEN Z LIBERAL RECIPE? WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OL AMERICAN APPLE PIE!!!
December 10, 2024 at 4:31 AM