Lexie
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Lexie
@trundlesploot.bsky.social
Queer/mutant/cyborg/cat slave.
Tea-drinking, smut peddling, middle-aged goth.
I want to be Granny Weatherwax when I grow up. She/they. 🏳️‍🌈♿️
All you need for the perfect Christmas is all the cheese, none of the relatives, a couple of cats and all three extended editions of LotR.
And no pants. Winnie the Pooh it.
December 11, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The best part of me refusing to leave the house, wear pants or speak to anyone on Christmas is that I get to eat 100% of the cheese. No sharing, no interruptions, and no trouble doing my non-existent pants up.
December 10, 2024 at 9:07 PM