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"My country"? perhaps its "our country" and I prefer to have immigrants legal or illegal to this fucking assclown.
January 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"My country"? perhaps its "our country" and I prefer to have immigrants legal or illegal to this fucking assclown.
Of course not. All Donald fucking trump cares about is how he looks. If he is getting crushed in polls he will scapegoat someone to try to make himself look better. But the policies will remain.
January 29, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Of course not. All Donald fucking trump cares about is how he looks. If he is getting crushed in polls he will scapegoat someone to try to make himself look better. But the policies will remain.
soccer is boring. I am going to boycott it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:43 PM
soccer is boring. I am going to boycott it.
Would be a shame if all those tires went flat overnight.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Would be a shame if all those tires went flat overnight.
Darrell Issa is a fuckhead. That is all.
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Darrell Issa is a fuckhead. That is all.
well they would be dumping fuel while in the holding pattern and typically at least 6000 feet, which allows time for the fuel to evaporate before getting to the ground.
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 AM
well they would be dumping fuel while in the holding pattern and typically at least 6000 feet, which allows time for the fuel to evaporate before getting to the ground.
Airline pilot here…most likely troubleshooting the issue and/or dumping fuel to get below landing weight.
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Airline pilot here…most likely troubleshooting the issue and/or dumping fuel to get below landing weight.
Lemme guess… we will find in two weeks?
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Lemme guess… we will find in two weeks?
I think if the orange clown died in flight there would be no reason to continue.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I think if the orange clown died in flight there would be no reason to continue.
I don’t really watch college football, but that Indiana quarterback has a funny name and if I were him I would be very nervous about getting detained at the end of the game.
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I don’t really watch college football, but that Indiana quarterback has a funny name and if I were him I would be very nervous about getting detained at the end of the game.
Would sure be a shame if every meal ICE eats had some visine accidentally spilled in it.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Would sure be a shame if every meal ICE eats had some visine accidentally spilled in it.
Michael Phelps gave me one of his gold medals, doesnt mean I even know how to swim.
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Michael Phelps gave me one of his gold medals, doesnt mean I even know how to swim.
More people voted for someone else than him
January 13, 2026 at 10:07 PM
More people voted for someone else than him
I was thinking about this. Every time there is a school shooting these blowhards tell us they need guns to keep the tyrannical government from coming after us. Now when the tyrannical government comes after us, they rush to the side of the tyrannical government. Make it make sense.
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I was thinking about this. Every time there is a school shooting these blowhards tell us they need guns to keep the tyrannical government from coming after us. Now when the tyrannical government comes after us, they rush to the side of the tyrannical government. Make it make sense.
roll up the window and call 911 and tell them you are being carjacked, get local police there to get involved
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
roll up the window and call 911 and tell them you are being carjacked, get local police there to get involved
JD Vance can go fuck the right off. And Trump too. Fuck them both.
January 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
JD Vance can go fuck the right off. And Trump too. Fuck them both.
He can’t run the US, and now is he going to run Venezuela? Make it make sense!
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
He can’t run the US, and now is he going to run Venezuela? Make it make sense!
Not all immigrants (for example his wife, as far as we know, does not eat cats), just the brown ones are the cat eaters.
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Not all immigrants (for example his wife, as far as we know, does not eat cats), just the brown ones are the cat eaters.
everything this asshole does is performative.
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
everything this asshole does is performative.