Trump Slump '25
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Altima drivers learned to drive by watching 1980s action movies.
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Altima drivers learned to drive by watching 1980s action movies.
I'll put it out here:
1. Democrats are fighting to keep millions of Americans healthy and not poor
2. republicans fighting to keep Americans sick and poor.
1. Democrats are fighting to keep millions of Americans healthy and not poor
2. republicans fighting to keep Americans sick and poor.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'll put it out here:
1. Democrats are fighting to keep millions of Americans healthy and not poor
2. republicans fighting to keep Americans sick and poor.
1. Democrats are fighting to keep millions of Americans healthy and not poor
2. republicans fighting to keep Americans sick and poor.
Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate a second and people start asking more questions. Donate a third and they call the cops.
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate a second and people start asking more questions. Donate a third and they call the cops.
Hey, not sure if I had said this enough, however fuck squarespace, they're the shittiest registrar, and I was unwillingly made a customer of theirs. I'm moving my domains away from them rather than renewing. Fuck squarespace.
#fucksquarespace
#fucksquarespace
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Hey, not sure if I had said this enough, however fuck squarespace, they're the shittiest registrar, and I was unwillingly made a customer of theirs. I'm moving my domains away from them rather than renewing. Fuck squarespace.
#fucksquarespace
#fucksquarespace
What are we going to do with all the human hearts that were scheduled for cheney? Or did he eat it to power the transition back to full demon?
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
What are we going to do with all the human hearts that were scheduled for cheney? Or did he eat it to power the transition back to full demon?
I hope Democrats realize that every time they rescue American from republicans, Americans just get mad at Democrats for helping them and then vote for republicans who promise to undo everything Democrats did to help America recover from the previous fucking by republicans.
Just let people suffer.
Just let people suffer.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I hope Democrats realize that every time they rescue American from republicans, Americans just get mad at Democrats for helping them and then vote for republicans who promise to undo everything Democrats did to help America recover from the previous fucking by republicans.
Just let people suffer.
Just let people suffer.
I'd like to point out AGAIN that when it comes to cutting taxes for the rich and benefits for the poor, republicans managed to get it done without a single Democrat voting to support them. Yet when it comes time to pay bills, somehow it's the fault of Democrats.
Why? Uhh, don't ask, just accept.
Why? Uhh, don't ask, just accept.
October 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'd like to point out AGAIN that when it comes to cutting taxes for the rich and benefits for the poor, republicans managed to get it done without a single Democrat voting to support them. Yet when it comes time to pay bills, somehow it's the fault of Democrats.
Why? Uhh, don't ask, just accept.
Why? Uhh, don't ask, just accept.
Morals are no match for money.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Morals are no match for money.
Fastrak in Silicon Valley simultaneously the most awesome and shitty thing at the same time. Awesome because it lets you get around a little faster. Shitty because it costs money to drive in lanes that I used to drive in for free.
October 15, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Fastrak in Silicon Valley simultaneously the most awesome and shitty thing at the same time. Awesome because it lets you get around a little faster. Shitty because it costs money to drive in lanes that I used to drive in for free.
$2700? FUCKING $2700 US DOLLARS? ROLAND WHAT THE FUCK?
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
$2700? FUCKING $2700 US DOLLARS? ROLAND WHAT THE FUCK?
charlie kirk was murdered to get the Epstein files out of the news.
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
September 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
charlie kirk was murdered to get the Epstein files out of the news.
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
A great, near fool proof gauge for the "real status" of the economy is to look at the tires on large SUVs and pickups, especially if they have aftermarket rims. When the economy is good, generally people replace their tires when they need to and they don't when the economy is bad.
September 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A great, near fool proof gauge for the "real status" of the economy is to look at the tires on large SUVs and pickups, especially if they have aftermarket rims. When the economy is good, generally people replace their tires when they need to and they don't when the economy is bad.
Notice how joe rogan shut his pussy I mean mouth when trump got Kimmel taken off the air?
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Notice how joe rogan shut his pussy I mean mouth when trump got Kimmel taken off the air?
charlie kirk was murdered to get the Epstein files out of the news.
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
September 18, 2025 at 8:32 AM
charlie kirk was murdered to get the Epstein files out of the news.
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
#Epsteinfiles #Epstein #charliekirk #kirk
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September 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Let's honor him by living up to his words..
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
"Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights"
He is a data point in a chart he would urge people to ignore.
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
"Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights"
He is a data point in a chart he would urge people to ignore.
September 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Let's honor him by living up to his words..
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
"Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights"
He is a data point in a chart he would urge people to ignore.
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
"Gun violence deaths are the cost of keeping our 2nd amendment rights"
He is a data point in a chart he would urge people to ignore.
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
I agree 100%!
I agree 100%!
September 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"Don't let mass shooting victims control the narrative with empathy"
I agree 100%!
I agree 100%!
It wasn't a legitimate school shooting. Male bodies have ways of shutting down non legitimate shootings.
September 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It wasn't a legitimate school shooting. Male bodies have ways of shutting down non legitimate shootings.
Dear "farmers" who are addicted to bailouts and welfare,
You're getting what you voted for.
You're getting what you voted for.
September 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear "farmers" who are addicted to bailouts and welfare,
You're getting what you voted for.
You're getting what you voted for.
Many Americans spend hours crying about the problems in society and then immediately turn around and vote to keep the problems going, all while bitching that the opposition is not doing enough to help them out to earn their vote. The same opposition they would never vote for, no matter what.
September 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Many Americans spend hours crying about the problems in society and then immediately turn around and vote to keep the problems going, all while bitching that the opposition is not doing enough to help them out to earn their vote. The same opposition they would never vote for, no matter what.