looking in to buying the Chemistry department

43 days to save this Department

Congratulations to U. Michigan on banning DEI. Next please ban annoying questions when I teach.

There's no American flag on this app!?!🚩

Does the Pardon given by Joe to Hunter include Jonathan Pruitt?? Such an abuse and miscarriage of Justice!

Should new Associate Dean R. A. Fisher order the arrest of any tenure track faculty that interferes in the mass deportation of illegal Bayesians in their city or state?

so nice to see the graduate students enjoying themselves at the departmental retreat

Thrilled to announce B. F. Skinner as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies. Under Secretary Skinner we will introduce operant conditioning to make Americans like what they have.

The Bayesian are trying to stack the Review Panels with Radicals on their way out the door. Frequentists need to Show Up and Hold the Line — No more Reviewers on boarded before Inauguration Day!

JUSTICE FOR FREQUENTISTS! The Bayesian who killed our beloved maximum likelihood estimation was just found GUILTY on all counts for their horrific crimes. Although the pain and heartbreak will last forever, hopefully this can help bring some peace and closure to the wonderful family. #MABA

Happy Thanksgiving to all, including to the Radical Neutralists who have worked so hard to destroy the field of Biology, but who have miserably failed, and will always fail, because their ideas and analyses are so hopelessly bad. MAKE BIOLOGY GREAT AGAIN!