Core to reducing inflation is allowing wildfire to run rampant. The more wildfires we get, the cheaper eggs will be. Everyone knows this, it's just common sense. That's why our common sense President, Donald J. Trump, has frozen funds for wildfire mitigation projects: "President Donald Trump’s administration is holding up money for wildfire mitigation projects funded through legislation championed by his Democratic predecessor, threatening efforts to prevent catastrophic blazes like the ones that recently…

America is back! Real MAGAs like myself know all of the President's work is pushing the prices down. It's the fake liberal news and their cronies running grocery stores who keep lying and telling you prices are up. Allegedly, eggs are up more than $2 since Inauguration Day. But you and I know better!

I don't think I need to explain to you the connection between high grocery prices and paper straws. Every paper straw made is one fewer egg laid, one fewer pound of beef produced. Thankfully, President Trump, pbuh, will wipe these scourges out of the federal government: “It’s a ridiculous situation. We’re going back to plastic straws,” Trump said as he signed an executive order to reverse federal purchasing policies that encourage paper straws and restrict plastic ones.

President Trump works day and night in the fight to wrangle inflation. He works all hours of the day and night and his fight is starting to pay off. As of Sunday, February 10, eggs have hit $7.49 a dozen, a $1.70 increase from just before inauguration. He's whipping inflation. Whipping it very hard.

Grocery prices, grocery prices, grocery prices: they're always too damn high. Fortunately, we know President Trump, PBUH, will not stop working on getting them down. Today, his tactic was signing an executive order to ban trans women from sport: "The order, titled “Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports,” gives federal agencies wide latitude to ensure entities that receive federal funding abide by Title IX in alignment with the Trump administration’s view, which interprets “sex” as the gender someone was assigned at birth." Will he ever rest at helping American families make ends meet?

Attention to detail is key to lowering grocery prices. President Trump illustrated this when he had a mural in the USAID building painted over. Sometimes it's the little things that push down the prices of eggs.

President Trump continued his laser-sharp focus on grocery prices by adding 25% tariffs our largest trading partners: Canada and Mexico and 10% tariffs on our next largest, China. Some so-called "experts" claim this will raise prices: "An analysis by the Budget Lab at Yale shows, if the tariffs were to continue, an average U.S. household would lose roughly $1,245 in income this year, in what would be the overall equivalent of a more than $1.4 trillion tax increase over the next 10 years."

Today, February 1 in the year of our Lord 2025, it's one MAGA win after another. Today, you can see the prices of eggs are really improving. Today, eggs are 6.99 a dozen. Yes, that may be a $1.00 a dozen increase since President Trump took office but it takes time for each of his bold new grocery price lowering policies to take effect. And for that, we know we have ONE MORE TRUMP WIN®️.

Continuing his brave battle against high grocery prices, President Trump, peace be upon him, targeted a core cause of inflation: pronouns: "Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News that cited two executive orders signed by President Donald Trump on his first day in office seeking to curb diversity and equity programs in the federal government. Pronouns=High prices. Another win for our President!

Hey all, I heard Trump is going to get grocery prices down but I'm confused where renaming the Gulf of Mexico comes into that. When you're real MAGA though, you have faith in President Trump.

Oh Trump is not willing to rule out wars with Greenland and Panama. It's, of course, not going to happen but as always: does this lower the cost of eggs? And the answer is fuck yes! Go MAGA!

President Trump has unilaterally shut down Medicaid in all 50 states. Undoubtedly, violating the Constitution AND making kids sick will reduce the price of eggs. Go MAGA!

President Trump, peace be upon him, continues his ruthless battle against the prices of eggs by firing prosecutors who charged him with crimes. Today, Acting Attorney General James McHenry terminated the employment of a number of DOJ officials who played a significant role in prosecuting President Trump,” said a statement from a Justice Department official. “In light of their actions, the Acting Attorney General does not trust these officials to assist in faithfully implementing the President’s agenda.