Ted Travelstead
@trumpetcake.bsky.social
Jump rope king of Sacramento.
Neighbors not so impressed by my SodaStream©️ anymore. 😕
February 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Neighbors not so impressed by my SodaStream©️ anymore. 😕
Harry Crews vintage mass market appreciation post. (Ballantine 1978)
February 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Harry Crews vintage mass market appreciation post. (Ballantine 1978)
In all of my nativity scenes I place a very small egg salad sandwich at the base of the manger in case the donkey gets hungry.
December 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
In all of my nativity scenes I place a very small egg salad sandwich at the base of the manger in case the donkey gets hungry.
Don’t be caught without your pants this holiday season! ❤️@pantspants.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Don’t be caught without your pants this holiday season! ❤️@pantspants.bsky.social
Said hi to this seagull and it looked at me like it had no earthly idea who I was. Same thing happened with a bison two years ago. I’m starting to see a pattern here. 🤔
December 9, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Said hi to this seagull and it looked at me like it had no earthly idea who I was. Same thing happened with a bison two years ago. I’m starting to see a pattern here. 🤔
Reposted by Ted Travelstead
4. @trumpetcake.bsky.social's Travel Vlog
ARE YOU THERE VLOG? IT'S ME TED!
YouTube video by Ted Travelstead
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December 6, 2024 at 8:20 PM
4. @trumpetcake.bsky.social's Travel Vlog
WHAT IF WILLY WONKA INVITE CALIFORNIA RAISINS TO CHOCOLATE FACTORY FOR FRIENDLY VISIT BUT IT IS A TRAP
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December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
WHAT IF WILLY WONKA INVITE CALIFORNIA RAISINS TO CHOCOLATE FACTORY FOR FRIENDLY VISIT BUT IT IS A TRAP
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Went through a lot of flatware last night. Probably be interviewed by the news later or something.
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Went through a lot of flatware last night. Probably be interviewed by the news later or something.
Hottest New Side Dishes:
Mashed Starlight
Toasted Oak Salad with primps
Lil’ Huggin’ Buns
Dance Hamper Crawl Sauce
Waynes
#HappyThanksgiving
Mashed Starlight
Toasted Oak Salad with primps
Lil’ Huggin’ Buns
Dance Hamper Crawl Sauce
Waynes
#HappyThanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Hottest New Side Dishes:
Mashed Starlight
Toasted Oak Salad with primps
Lil’ Huggin’ Buns
Dance Hamper Crawl Sauce
Waynes
#HappyThanksgiving
Mashed Starlight
Toasted Oak Salad with primps
Lil’ Huggin’ Buns
Dance Hamper Crawl Sauce
Waynes
#HappyThanksgiving
Time to come clean. It’s been me the whole time.
November 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Time to come clean. It’s been me the whole time.
PLACES I'VE THROWN ONE OF MY NOTORIOUS TANTRUMS:
jelly camp
mini golf windmill (inside)
downwind of Nathaniel
circus green room
harp factory
newseum
jelly camp
mini golf windmill (inside)
downwind of Nathaniel
circus green room
harp factory
newseum
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
PLACES I'VE THROWN ONE OF MY NOTORIOUS TANTRUMS:
jelly camp
mini golf windmill (inside)
downwind of Nathaniel
circus green room
harp factory
newseum
jelly camp
mini golf windmill (inside)
downwind of Nathaniel
circus green room
harp factory
newseum
Sometimes I'll break into a cafeteria-style restaurant in the dead of night and just wander around with an empty tray playing "sad ghost."
November 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Sometimes I'll break into a cafeteria-style restaurant in the dead of night and just wander around with an empty tray playing "sad ghost."
Ruff appreciation post.
September 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Ruff appreciation post.
I just post pictures of found feathers now.
May 30, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I just post pictures of found feathers now.
Reposted by Ted Travelstead
new story up today on hobart pulp www.hobartpulp.com/web_features...
January 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
new story up today on hobart pulp www.hobartpulp.com/web_features...
Well, I started a vlog. All 50 eps available now. linktr.ee/tedtravelstead
January 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Well, I started a vlog. All 50 eps available now. linktr.ee/tedtravelstead
GOOD GOD HE FIGHTS A CHILD IN THE THIRD ONE?!
January 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM
GOOD GOD HE FIGHTS A CHILD IN THE THIRD ONE?!
“I am willing to change all patterns of criticism,” I say to the cougar who has just looked up from the carcass he’s feeding from and noticed me on the path. “I love and approve of myself,” I exclaim, breaking into a panicked, loping jog as he leaps thirty feet in a flash, landing on my back. “I…”
November 28, 2023 at 7:19 PM
“I am willing to change all patterns of criticism,” I say to the cougar who has just looked up from the carcass he’s feeding from and noticed me on the path. “I love and approve of myself,” I exclaim, breaking into a panicked, loping jog as he leaps thirty feet in a flash, landing on my back. “I…”
The Tin Man from Oz is my cousin. His name happens to be Jeff.
October 30, 2023 at 3:50 AM
The Tin Man from Oz is my cousin. His name happens to be Jeff.
Imagine if you were absentmindedly petting your cat and you looked over and it was not a cat at all but a very small man in a luxurious fur coat? Just like a tiny little dude curled up asleep next to you on your couch or whatever. I’d probably be all like “what in the Sam Hill?”
September 19, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Imagine if you were absentmindedly petting your cat and you looked over and it was not a cat at all but a very small man in a luxurious fur coat? Just like a tiny little dude curled up asleep next to you on your couch or whatever. I’d probably be all like “what in the Sam Hill?”
My lover and I were sharing a mango against the backdrop of the setting sun when my nephew Tallory burst in chasing his new ferret Cashew. Needless to say the vibe has shifted.
August 17, 2023 at 7:56 PM
My lover and I were sharing a mango against the backdrop of the setting sun when my nephew Tallory burst in chasing his new ferret Cashew. Needless to say the vibe has shifted.
Imagine finding a 50-year-old foot in your bed.
This morning I found two. 🫨
This morning I found two. 🫨
August 11, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Imagine finding a 50-year-old foot in your bed.
This morning I found two. 🫨
This morning I found two. 🫨