Merry Christmas from my parents' dog.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry Christmas from my parents' dog.
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I wish I were a little bit smaller, wish I weren't a baller
January 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I wish I were a little bit smaller, wish I weren't a baller
Scrooge kind of ruined the name Ebeneezer, just one of the many ways he's like Hitler
December 26, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Scrooge kind of ruined the name Ebeneezer, just one of the many ways he's like Hitler
Excited to begin the new Christmas tradition of my parent's new dog trying to rip the flesh from the bones of my feet as soon as I get near the trash can
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Excited to begin the new Christmas tradition of my parent's new dog trying to rip the flesh from the bones of my feet as soon as I get near the trash can
I submit that the humble 16 bean soup may be the best of all soup varieties.
December 7, 2024 at 10:58 PM
I submit that the humble 16 bean soup may be the best of all soup varieties.
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chemical district prankster
December 7, 2024 at 5:21 PM
chemical district prankster
You don't hear much about children with ESP abilities as much these days
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
You don't hear much about children with ESP abilities as much these days
I've become something of a disruptor in the neuticles space
November 26, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I've become something of a disruptor in the neuticles space
very funny thing to comment on a clip from my dinner with andre
November 26, 2024 at 6:06 PM
very funny thing to comment on a clip from my dinner with andre
it's crazy that I haven't watched the venture bros movie yet
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
it's crazy that I haven't watched the venture bros movie yet
I'm well on my way to becoming one of the biggest and most celebrated accounts on bluesky
November 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I'm well on my way to becoming one of the biggest and most celebrated accounts on bluesky
feeling like drudge sue
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
feeling like drudge sue
after 150 hours in balatro I finally won a gold stake game, please clap
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
after 150 hours in balatro I finally won a gold stake game, please clap
Generally enjoying Arcane but there seems to be a mandate that at least twice an episode a few minutes need to be devoted to being a music video for some of the worst songs ever made
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Generally enjoying Arcane but there seems to be a mandate that at least twice an episode a few minutes need to be devoted to being a music video for some of the worst songs ever made
getting my covid and flu shots at the same time was maybe a bad idea
November 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
getting my covid and flu shots at the same time was maybe a bad idea
Going The Killer mode (eating an egg mcmuffin)
November 11, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Going The Killer mode (eating an egg mcmuffin)
I give you the future: BEEF
October 17, 2023 at 1:18 AM
I give you the future: BEEF