Oh shi my b man. Thanks Frankie

Why would the staffer know these things? Especially the one who is assigned to writing his social media posts? If Chuck Schumer is doing crazy shit, he’s not gonna be talking about it to anyone on his staff.

Since you’re the bday boy we’re gonna go to whatever restaurant you want to go to! Any suggestions, Marty?

I genuinely can’t find any noteworthy photos of you because there are only like three known photos of you in existence. Everything else is a lithograph or painting.

And died three months after you left. Clearly you didn’t get rewarded for your hard effort

You signed the Kansas-Nebraska Act. Don’t act all high and mighty you depressed loser.

Depends on whether or not Alben Barkley is gonna be joining Bluesky anytime soon

Yo Franklin, sorry about not inviting you to the cookout. We thought you were still depressed because of your dead kids and all.

Can’t disagree with you on this one, Tricky Dicky

@presandrewjackson.bsky.social you think you could play drums? I expect you to be able to bang on that shit like Keith Moon.

Hey James, we should start a band with the other presidents. I’m calling dibs on keys