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Chad Floored
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Still funny. Still ruggedly handsome. Maybe even more humble than before.
MT is home
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It’s @dgcomedy.bsky.social and me at the 3rd annual Brick awards, and we ran into @zoandbehold.bsky.social and @erininthemorning.com! About to watch Dana raise money for the Stonewall Inn Gives Back Initiative! #StonewallGives
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a man with a mustache is wearing a cowboy hat and looking at the camera .
Alt: Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday.
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Looking through my favorite photos of 2025, I am reminded I didn’t get out nearly enough this year. I'm also reminded not to let the craziness of this world get me down in 2026 and keep from having more pics next December. #happyholidays
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I see the headline on the news report says "controversial" nativity scene. I wonder if they call the actual kidnapping of human beings controversial as well. Or inhumane. Or illegal. Or asinine. Or...
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.

📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Time to start earning. A guy's gotta make a living!
Henry Cuellar will seek reelection as a Democrat after Trump pardon
Henry Cuellar will seek reelection as a Democrat after Trump pardon
Texas Rep. Henry Cuellar filed for reelection Wednesday as a Democrat and told reporters he had no intention to retire or switch parties hours after President Donald Trump announced pardons for him and his wife. “It came as a surprise,” Cuellar told a small group of reporters about the pardon. “I want to thank President Trump for this. … Now we clear the air. Nothing has changed, and we’re going to be ready to win re-election again.” Trump’s announcement of the pardons Wednesday morning immediately stoked speculation that the 11-term veteran might finally switch to the GOP after years of entreaties or simply retire — giving Republicans a much better chance to flip his competitive Rio Grande Valley seat. But Cuellar quickly assured a small group of senior Democrats that he would not switch parties, according to two people granted anonymity to describe the private conversations. He also filed reelection paperwork with Texas state officials Wednesday. “Nothing has changed — I’m a good old conservative Democrat,” Cuellar said Wednesday. Trump claimed on Truth Social that Cuellar’s prosecution was the result of his speaking out against former President Joe Biden’s immigration policy. Cuellar and his wife Imelda were indicted last year on more than a dozen corruption charges including bribery. “Henry, I don’t know you, but you can sleep well tonight — Your nightmare is finally over!” Trump posted. The clemency for Cuellar comes as the president faces backlash for his use of the pardon power, including for officials in his own party. Trump has also railed for years about Biden’s alleged “weaponization” of law enforcement, and the Cuellar pardon could serve to show that his interest in that subject crosses party lines. But it stands to complicate the GOP’s longstanding effort to oust Cuellar from office. He is near the top of the party’s 2026 target list, and a top Republican recruit entered the race Tuesday. Trump’s glowing praise of the Texas Democrat in his announcement of the pardon Wednesday — and Cuellar’s determination to seek reelection — shocked Republicans who have tried to defeat him for years. Rep. Pete Sessions, informed of the news, said Cuellar’s electoral intentions show “there was not a quid pro quo” with Trump over the pardon. But the veteran Texas Republican and former NRCC chair declined to opine further. “Very interesting,” he said. “Very interesting.”
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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America, It's Not You, It's...
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The great @johnfugelsang.bsky.social on #woke Jesus’s #woke Sermon on the #woke Mount and how MAGA Christians ignore this extremely important chapter of the #newtestament.
👉Get John’s book #SeparationOfChurchAndHate here amzn.to/3K34VAs
👉bobcescashow.com for more of our talk
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Every physician I know disagrees with this statement.
#publichealth #vaccination #vaccines
www.cdc.gov/vaccine-safe...
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Here’s our head of Health & Human Service, America.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Resign and we'll lose 200 pounds of crazy right off the bat.
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This guy is a legend
Expressing the collective thoughts of the world.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They've already changed the White House sign again!!
#Felon47
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Any chance this happened because he keeps wandering off and forgetting where he is??
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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And then, white Jesus said, "If your neighbor is hungry, starve him to death to accrue political power."

- The MAGA Bible
October 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The directive came with personal notes from RFK.

"What to look for.

1. Dead whales. I may have some evidence in my freezer that helps with this one.

2. Cancer. Which we are no longer attempting to cure.

3. Obstructed views at a VERY specific Scottish golf course.

No go make some evidence!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Our new health insurance premium feels more like a shakedown‼️

Thank you, @politicsgirl.bsky.social , for sharing your story. You’re right—there are millions like you.

Our new premium is over $3K/month for a family of three. Could we scrape it together? Maybe. Should we have to? No.

1/2
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I see that the United States' peculiar brand of Christian Nationalism includes judging the poor for needing SNAP benefits (judging is something Jesus said *not to* do) but not helping the poor with SNAP benefits (helping the poor is something Jesus told them *to* do).
October 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The giddy face you make when you're an asshole and on national TV celebrating the murder of fisherman in the Caribbean. #mtpol
October 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yes. Talk to your doctor, who will then recommend medical treatments that are no longer available because of *checks notes* RFK. 🤦
Thune: "If I were a woman I'd be talking to my doctor and not taking advice from RFK"
October 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Old GOP philosophy: "New Healthcare plan coming in 2 weeks!"

Current GOP philosophy: "Ideas for new Healthcare plan coming in 2 years!"

GOP results for both: higher Healthcare costs/shittier care for everyone who isn't rich.
CNN: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans have no healthcare solutions. What do you say to her?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: She needs a couple more years in office and she would learn that we do have ideas on the table
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"GET BACK TO WORK!" Earn those benefits we're going to take away from you if WE ever actually come back to work... #hypocrisy
Mike Johnson: "We said, 'don't sit on your couch and play video games'- by the way, also not a talking point. There was an AEI study, I think one of the organizations that polled this, and most of these young men who are not working are sitting around literally playing video games. Get back to work"
October 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM