Water bottles just have so much raw appeal that they make everything around them wet, even books.

They can do. As a member I can't say anything about how it's set up from your side, but clubs I've joined with time limited access (i.e. not lifetime clubs but clubs with for example 30 days access) have the option to auto-renew instead of having to come back and resubscribe.

On the plus side, if your left keeps getting better and right keeps deteriorating you might get to a point where you can wear fashionable monocles

With how techy you are, I'm kinda surprised you haven't done it already

I played it at a games expo a year or two back. I think it wasn't too hard it just looks a bit intimidating from the outside.

By which you mean Billie Bust Up?

St Jiub of the great Vvardenfell trophic cascade?

Don't worry, he has concepts of a plan