troy bond (grand admiral)
@troybond.bsky.social
Natural red head
Torey and Rosey Night 2. Envy. Biblical. Renaissance.
January 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Torey and Rosey Night 2. Envy. Biblical. Renaissance.
Live from the green room it’s rosey and torey
January 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Live from the green room it’s rosey and torey
Man fuck Christmas music I’m listening to this to get my mind right
December 24, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Man fuck Christmas music I’m listening to this to get my mind right
2025 bub. Year 3 on the road. Ive been alive for two hundred fuckin years old.
December 24, 2024 at 2:19 PM
2025 bub. Year 3 on the road. Ive been alive for two hundred fuckin years old.
I just got her to sign up @toreycole.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I just got her to sign up @toreycole.bsky.social
See you tomorrow Atlanta
December 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
See you tomorrow Atlanta
My life blood
December 16, 2024 at 11:00 AM
My life blood
They bullshittin you Michael died in this bed
December 16, 2024 at 6:33 AM
They bullshittin you Michael died in this bed
It’s the most beautiful thing in the world to see you guys connect over the dumb little things I obsess over and I will do my best to keep you cultured
December 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
It’s the most beautiful thing in the world to see you guys connect over the dumb little things I obsess over and I will do my best to keep you cultured
Honestly the fans are my gift bc they mean everything to me and it’s bc of their support I was able to buy this shirt owned and worn by MJ with my first check and it’s also very surreal to me to have “fans” but whenever I feel like giving up you’re there.
December 16, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Honestly the fans are my gift bc they mean everything to me and it’s bc of their support I was able to buy this shirt owned and worn by MJ with my first check and it’s also very surreal to me to have “fans” but whenever I feel like giving up you’re there.
Hard to pick just one but when someone made me a tour poster I cried and it’s right above my bed
December 16, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Hard to pick just one but when someone made me a tour poster I cried and it’s right above my bed
The mouse in my apartment when it sees me spreading peanut butter on a piece of wood
December 12, 2024 at 4:39 AM
The mouse in my apartment when it sees me spreading peanut butter on a piece of wood
New episode dropping tonight
December 8, 2024 at 11:11 PM
New episode dropping tonight
New Season of Bonding starts today! Avail on Spotify Apple and in an hour you can watch on YouTube I’ll link below
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
New Season of Bonding starts today! Avail on Spotify Apple and in an hour you can watch on YouTube I’ll link below
I will proudly take the blame
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I will proudly take the blame
I said it three months ago but Skeleton Crew is a backstory to Captain Eo
December 3, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I said it three months ago but Skeleton Crew is a backstory to Captain Eo
Didn’t bother me till I read 40 more like it and yes I can have the attention span of an old fish I am a needy person who will die if nobody has laughed at a comedy show in 9 seconds and I am a performing crackhead. I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy the show. I will my control adhd so it’s more destructive
December 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Didn’t bother me till I read 40 more like it and yes I can have the attention span of an old fish I am a needy person who will die if nobody has laughed at a comedy show in 9 seconds and I am a performing crackhead. I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy the show. I will my control adhd so it’s more destructive
Apartment tour while my face heals
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Apartment tour while my face heals
Couldn’t sleep and watched the theatrical release of Return Of The Jedi and cried like I haven’t seen this movie before I think that fall made me menopausal or more sensitive either way the ankle pants just got 1 inch higher
December 2, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Couldn’t sleep and watched the theatrical release of Return Of The Jedi and cried like I haven’t seen this movie before I think that fall made me menopausal or more sensitive either way the ankle pants just got 1 inch higher
I fell this morning on my fat fuckin face come see me in NYC this Friday for a new face reveal and an hour of stand up with me tix here www.broadwaycomedyclub.com/shows/troy-b...
December 1, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I fell this morning on my fat fuckin face come see me in NYC this Friday for a new face reveal and an hour of stand up with me tix here www.broadwaycomedyclub.com/shows/troy-b...
The sum total of me doing 12 shows in 2 days in NYC needed a little MJ as a treat
December 1, 2024 at 4:11 AM
The sum total of me doing 12 shows in 2 days in NYC needed a little MJ as a treat