trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
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trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
· Nov 16
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Ninety-nine, a hundred, coming ready or not.
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Christmas a young person some Indiana Bones. It's like someone (me) put Scooby Doo and Harrison Ford in a Hadron Collider and pressed go ❤️
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
Funny adventure stories to keep kids reading xx
RT If a naughty elephant's ever sucked your wig off.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
RT If a naughty elephant's ever sucked your wig off.
Spinning Wheels. What a world we live in!
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spinning Wheels. What a world we live in!
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Are you kidding? I would LOVE to see the Strava data from your latest run!!!
October 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Are you kidding? I would LOVE to see the Strava data from your latest run!!!
I'm thinking about my JPEG
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm thinking about my JPEG
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
When you gonna ping it
Fake news, Fake news goin' messin' up my mind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Fake news, Fake news goin' messin' up my mind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
Fake news, and don't you know its gonna make me go blind
I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Hey you two, careful you don't start a fire!
London
Llondon
Llandon
Llandun
Llandud
Llandudn
Llandudno
Llondon
Llandon
Llandun
Llandud
Llandudn
Llandudno
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
London
Llondon
Llandon
Llandun
Llandud
Llandudn
Llandudno
Llondon
Llandon
Llandun
Llandud
Llandudn
Llandudno
I'm sorry I put your best poncho through on a hot wash.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm sorry I put your best poncho through on a hot wash.
Bruce Lee remembering the time Kenny swapped the blue and red plastic bits in Chuck Norris's bath taps, and Chuck Norris was so confused, he called out a plumber.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bruce Lee remembering the time Kenny swapped the blue and red plastic bits in Chuck Norris's bath taps, and Chuck Norris was so confused, he called out a plumber.
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My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 9:25 AM
My kids books make nice presents.
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
Read one to a small person you know.
Keep kids reading ❤️
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One hundred big ones and you can have the lot.
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
WHAT THREE WORDS
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Zippyjeans.Boiledeggs.Negronis
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Never spend more than £30K on a moisturiser.
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My old man's a heating engineer
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
He wears a heating engineer's hat
He installs and repairs heating systems
And he lives in a council flat
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And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
And the sweeties were in Farmer Griffiths's pocket the whole time!
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
A lion, Sandy? Are you sure?
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Grunter in stall 3. Repeat. We have a grunter in stall 3. Over.
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Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
siepr.stanford.edu
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Still reeling from the Stanford report on Brexit. Reduced GDP by up to 8% and investment by as much as 18%. The UK Treasury would have £40 billion more each year if Britain had remained in the EU. Devastating self-immolation.
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Beatles wrote Tomorrow Never Knows not much more than two years after first appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Enjoying this - a lot.
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Spread the gift of readnig
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews
Christmas my funny kids books to a young person ❤️
Suitable for Denises and Danephews