Trout Beales
@troutbeales.bsky.social
NAFO Fella extraordinaire 🇺🇦 ⚔️ 🇺🇦
There is a depth there that simply doesn’t exist in Trump’s one brain-celled view of everything - which is himself, a pile of fetid horseshit
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There is a depth there that simply doesn’t exist in Trump’s one brain-celled view of everything - which is himself, a pile of fetid horseshit
You know even before he shammed his way into politics, his eyes always reminded me of pig eyes
People should start repeating Epstein’s summary of him when he mentioned in his emails that Trump didn’t have a single decent bone in his body - and yes, was dangerous
People should start repeating Epstein’s summary of him when he mentioned in his emails that Trump didn’t have a single decent bone in his body - and yes, was dangerous
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You know even before he shammed his way into politics, his eyes always reminded me of pig eyes
People should start repeating Epstein’s summary of him when he mentioned in his emails that Trump didn’t have a single decent bone in his body - and yes, was dangerous
People should start repeating Epstein’s summary of him when he mentioned in his emails that Trump didn’t have a single decent bone in his body - and yes, was dangerous
DUDE
Who the fuck seriously says that to a professional journalist, or to a woman
Oh that’s right, a white trash child rapist who’s only “art” is conning people while he robs the poor blind
Who the fuck seriously says that to a professional journalist, or to a woman
Oh that’s right, a white trash child rapist who’s only “art” is conning people while he robs the poor blind
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
DUDE
Who the fuck seriously says that to a professional journalist, or to a woman
Oh that’s right, a white trash child rapist who’s only “art” is conning people while he robs the poor blind
Who the fuck seriously says that to a professional journalist, or to a woman
Oh that’s right, a white trash child rapist who’s only “art” is conning people while he robs the poor blind
Newsom’s social media manager is a Mexican American 27-year-old woman from STOCKTON
Messing with anyone from Stockton is a mistake
Messing with anyone from Stockton is a mistake
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Newsom’s social media manager is a Mexican American 27-year-old woman from STOCKTON
Messing with anyone from Stockton is a mistake
Messing with anyone from Stockton is a mistake
Dude’s a KGB agent and was ordered to take this job by Putin to persuade the more simple eastern Russians into believing Putin is the new age tzar and their greatest leader
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Dude’s a KGB agent and was ordered to take this job by Putin to persuade the more simple eastern Russians into believing Putin is the new age tzar and their greatest leader
How dare you, dude’s a warrior!
Now give him some coke before he blinks!
Now give him some coke before he blinks!
October 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
How dare you, dude’s a warrior!
Now give him some coke before he blinks!
Now give him some coke before he blinks!
Turns out, pepper spray makes makes them multiply 😈
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Turns out, pepper spray makes makes them multiply 😈
Don’t tell Trump. He’ll send someone to cut off all the free shit they’re getting
And probably deport them to Madagascar
And probably deport them to Madagascar
October 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don’t tell Trump. He’ll send someone to cut off all the free shit they’re getting
And probably deport them to Madagascar
And probably deport them to Madagascar
So uh, dude very clearly has never met Jesus
October 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So uh, dude very clearly has never met Jesus
Apparently people are supposed to leave the black at home and go colorful cosplay.
Just makes their job harder.
The right is using photos of protestors in black to make them look menacing and dangerous.
Just makes their job harder.
The right is using photos of protestors in black to make them look menacing and dangerous.
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Apparently people are supposed to leave the black at home and go colorful cosplay.
Just makes their job harder.
The right is using photos of protestors in black to make them look menacing and dangerous.
Just makes their job harder.
The right is using photos of protestors in black to make them look menacing and dangerous.
Looks like pepper spray causes frogs to multiply 🇺🇸
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Looks like pepper spray causes frogs to multiply 🇺🇸
Dude said verbatim: bro I’m federal, we’re above the law
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dude said verbatim: bro I’m federal, we’re above the law
The amusing thing about that night was seeing ICE back up into their garage after he scolded them
October 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The amusing thing about that night was seeing ICE back up into their garage after he scolded them
The fact that he’s flanked by Kushner who has been drawing up development plans for Gaza post genocide, makes me physically ill
October 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The fact that he’s flanked by Kushner who has been drawing up development plans for Gaza post genocide, makes me physically ill
Yeah I get a kick outta this mug 🇺🇦
October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yeah I get a kick outta this mug 🇺🇦
Mike Johnson is a snake and gay AF
Why is he living with “his pastor”, not his wife
What about the 17-year-old son he perverly spies on regarding the kid’s porn use
What happened to the other teenage son he “adopted”??
Given he’s gay AF and volunteered to “adopt” a teenage boy, I have questions
Why is he living with “his pastor”, not his wife
What about the 17-year-old son he perverly spies on regarding the kid’s porn use
What happened to the other teenage son he “adopted”??
Given he’s gay AF and volunteered to “adopt” a teenage boy, I have questions
October 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mike Johnson is a snake and gay AF
Why is he living with “his pastor”, not his wife
What about the 17-year-old son he perverly spies on regarding the kid’s porn use
What happened to the other teenage son he “adopted”??
Given he’s gay AF and volunteered to “adopt” a teenage boy, I have questions
Why is he living with “his pastor”, not his wife
What about the 17-year-old son he perverly spies on regarding the kid’s porn use
What happened to the other teenage son he “adopted”??
Given he’s gay AF and volunteered to “adopt” a teenage boy, I have questions
Easy.
Also, I gotta include my favorite Portland ICE protestor
Also, I gotta include my favorite Portland ICE protestor
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Easy.
Also, I gotta include my favorite Portland ICE protestor
Also, I gotta include my favorite Portland ICE protestor
ooohhh shit, they’re gonna be labeling McCabe Antifa now
September 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ooohhh shit, they’re gonna be labeling McCabe Antifa now
Because the director of the FBI is too busy cosplaying. Clearly
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Because the director of the FBI is too busy cosplaying. Clearly
Lots of nom nom nomming going on there
September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Lots of nom nom nomming going on there
Yikes that looks like a bad hit
I hope for his family’s sake he survives
After they remove his voice box
I hope for his family’s sake he survives
After they remove his voice box
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yikes that looks like a bad hit
I hope for his family’s sake he survives
After they remove his voice box
I hope for his family’s sake he survives
After they remove his voice box
The dude who introduced Mel’s and Trump was someone known to procure escorts for wealthy men.
Trump recently made him a US ambassador
That same man also just had his wife deported without her 5-year-old child because she tried escaping their abusive marriage
Trump recently made him a US ambassador
That same man also just had his wife deported without her 5-year-old child because she tried escaping their abusive marriage
September 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The dude who introduced Mel’s and Trump was someone known to procure escorts for wealthy men.
Trump recently made him a US ambassador
That same man also just had his wife deported without her 5-year-old child because she tried escaping their abusive marriage
Trump recently made him a US ambassador
That same man also just had his wife deported without her 5-year-old child because she tried escaping their abusive marriage
They say nothing of the women who they trampled to death in the capitals rotunda
No one even mentions her. That fucking mob trampled her to death. Yet no one says a fucking thing!
No one even mentions her. That fucking mob trampled her to death. Yet no one says a fucking thing!
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They say nothing of the women who they trampled to death in the capitals rotunda
No one even mentions her. That fucking mob trampled her to death. Yet no one says a fucking thing!
No one even mentions her. That fucking mob trampled her to death. Yet no one says a fucking thing!